Roseanne
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ABC Ended Comedy • Family
10 Seasons · 231 Episodes · Premiered October 18, 1988 · Ended May 22, 2018
A groundbreaking American television sitcom, following the fortunes of the down-to-earth, blue collar Conner family in the small town of Lanford, Illinois.
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
23 episodes
E01
Life and Stuff
Tue, Oct 18 1988 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan, parents of a low income family, deal with the trials and tribulations of suburban domesticity. Roseanne must keep her sanity while keeping her family together and dealing with her troubling daughter, Darlene.
E02
We're in the Money
Tue, Oct 25 1988 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
E03
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Tue, Nov 1 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.
E04
Language Lessons
Tue, Nov 22 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
E05
Radio Days
Tue, Nov 29 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
E06
Lovers' Lanes
Tue, Dec 6 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne sees Becky and her first boyfriend at a bowling alley. Jackie and Booker make a bet, if Booker wins, Jackie has to spend the night with him.
E07
The Memory Game
Tue, Dec 13 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.
E08
Here's to Good Friends
Tue, Dec 20 1988 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.
E09
Dan's Birthday Bash
Tue, Jan 3 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.
E10
Saturday
Tue, Jan 10 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
E11
Canoga Time
Tue, Jan 17 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.
E12
The Monday Through Friday Show
Tue, Jan 24 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.
E13
Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Tue, Jan 31 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.
E14
Father's Day
Tue, Feb 7 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.
E15
Nightmare on Oak Street
Tue, Feb 14 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.
E16
Mall Story
Tue, Feb 21 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.
E17
Becky's Choice
Tue, Feb 28 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.
E18
The Slice of Life
Tue, Mar 7 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene's emergency appendectormy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.
E19
Workin' Overtime
Tue, Mar 14 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.
E20
Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Tue, Mar 28 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
E21
Death and Stuff
Tue, Apr 11 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
E22
Dear Mom and Dad
Tue, Apr 18 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
E23
Let's Call It Quits
Tue, May 2 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.
Season 2
24 episodes
E01
Inherit the Wind
Tue, Sep 12 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
E02
The Little Sister
Tue, Sep 19 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
E03
Guilt by Disassociation
Tue, Sep 26 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
E04
Somebody Stole My Gal
Tue, Oct 3 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
E05
House of Grown-Ups
Tue, Oct 10 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
E06
Five of a Kind
Tue, Oct 24 1989 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
E07
BOO!
Tue, Oct 31 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
E08
Sweet Dreams
Tue, Nov 7 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
E09
We Gather Together
Tue, Nov 21 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
E10
Brain-Dead Poets Society
Tue, Nov 28 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
E11
Lobocop
Tue, Dec 5 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
E12
No Talking
Tue, Dec 12 1989 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
E13
Chicken Hearts
Tue, Jan 2 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
E14
One for the Road
Tue, Jan 9 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
E15
An Officer and a Gentleman
Tue, Jan 23 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
E16
Born to Be Wild
Tue, Jan 30 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
E17
Hair
Tue, Feb 6 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
E18
I'm Hungry
Tue, Feb 13 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
E19
All of Me
Tue, Feb 20 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
E20
To Tell the Truth
Tue, Feb 27 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
E21
Fender Bender
Tue, Mar 20 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
E22
April Fool's Day
Tue, Apr 10 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
E23
Fathers and Daughters
Tue, May 1 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
E24
Happy Birthday
Tue, May 8 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
Season 3
25 episodes
E01
The Test
Tue, Sep 18 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
E02
Friends and Relatives
Tue, Sep 25 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
E03
Like, a Virgin
Tue, Oct 2 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
E04
Like, a New Job
Tue, Oct 9 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
E05
Goodbye, Mr. Right
Tue, Oct 16 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
E06
Becky, Beds and Boys
Tue, Oct 23 1990 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
E07
Trick or Treat
Tue, Oct 30 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
E08
PMS, I Love You
Tue, Nov 6 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
E09
Bird is the Word
Tue, Nov 13 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
E10
Dream Lover
Tue, Nov 27 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
E11
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Tue, Dec 4 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
E12
Confessions
Tue, Dec 18 1990 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
E13
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (1)
Tue, Jan 8 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
E14
The Wedding (2)
Tue, Jan 15 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
E15
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Tue, Jan 22 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
E16
Home-Ec
Tue, Feb 5 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
E17
Valentine's Day
Tue, Feb 12 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
E18
Communicable Theater
Tue, Feb 19 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
E19
Vegas Interruptus
Tue, Feb 26 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
E20
Her Boyfriend's Back
Tue, Mar 12 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
E21
Troubles with the Rubbles
Tue, Mar 26 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
E22
Second Time Around
Tue, Apr 2 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
E23
Dances with Darlene
Tue, Apr 30 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
E24
Scenes from a Barbecue
Tue, May 7 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
E25
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Tue, May 14 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
Season 4
25 episodes
E01
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Tue, Sep 17 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
E02
Take My Bike ... Please!
Tue, Sep 24 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.
E03
Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Tue, Oct 1 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; DJ trades his comics for a dog.
E04
Darlene Fades to Black
Tue, Oct 8 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.
E05
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Tue, Oct 15 1991 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.
E06
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Tue, Oct 29 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Hallowe'en prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover that it's former boyfriend Booker (in his last appearance).
E07
Vegas (1)
Tue, Nov 5 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
E08
Vegas, Vegas (2)
Tue, Nov 12 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
E09
Stressed to Kill
Tue, Nov 19 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.
E10
Thanksgiving '91
Tue, Nov 26 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
E11
Kansas City, Here We Come
Tue, Dec 3 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
E12
Santa Claus
Tue, Dec 24 1991 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kids' mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.
E13
Bingo
Tue, Jan 7 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene baby-sit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learn that Crystal is pregnant again.
E14
The Bowling Show
Tue, Jan 21 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.
E15
The Back Story
Tue, Feb 4 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
E16
Less is More
Tue, Feb 11 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
E17
Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
Tue, Feb 18 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
E18
This Old House
Tue, Feb 25 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend a comic-book convention in Chicago.
E19
The Commercial Show
Tue, Mar 3 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.
E20
Therapy
Tue, Mar 17 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.
E21
Lies
Tue, Mar 24 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.
E22
Deliverance
Tue, Mar 31 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labour with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.
E23
Secrets
Tue, Apr 28 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.
E24
Don't Make Me Over
Tue, May 5 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.
E25
Aliens
Tue, May 12 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon.Â
Season 5
25 episodes
E01
Terms of Estrangement (1)
Tue, Sep 15 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
E02
Terms of Estrangement (2)
Tue, Sep 22 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
E03
The Dark Ages
Tue, Sep 29 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
E04
Mommy Nearest
Tue, Oct 6 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.
E05
Pretty in Black
Tue, Oct 13 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
E06
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Tue, Oct 20 1992 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
E07
Halloween IV
Tue, Oct 27 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
E08
Ladies' Choice
Tue, Nov 10 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
E09
Stand on Your Man
Tue, Nov 17 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
E10
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Tue, Nov 24 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
E11
Of Ice and Men
Tue, Dec 1 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
E12
It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
Tue, Dec 15 1992 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
E13
Crime and Punishment (1)
Tue, Jan 5 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
E14
War and Peace (2)
Tue, Jan 12 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
E15
Lanford Daze
Tue, Jan 26 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point.
E16
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Tue, Feb 9 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
E17
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Tue, Feb 16 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
E18
Lose a Job, Winnebago
Tue, Feb 23 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
E19
It's a Boy!
Tue, Mar 2 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
E20
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Tue, Mar 9 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
E21
Playing with Matches
Tue, Mar 23 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
E22
Promises, Promises
Tue, Apr 6 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
E23
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Tue, May 4 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
E24
Tooth or Consequences
Tue, May 11 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school – but David is rejected.
E25
Daughters and Other Strangers
Tue, May 18 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
Season 6
25 episodes
E01
Two Down, One to Go
Tue, Sep 14 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.
E02
The Mommy's Curse
Tue, Sep 21 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena.
E03
Party Politics
Tue, Sep 28 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
E04
A Stash from the Past
Tue, Oct 5 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
E05
Be My Baby
Tue, Oct 19 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
E06
Halloween V
Tue, Oct 26 1993 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating others.
E07
Homeward Bound
Tue, Nov 2 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he's been spending too much time behind locked doors.
E08
Guilt by Imagination
Tue, Nov 9 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
E09
Homecoming
Tue, Nov 16 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.
E10
Thanksgiving '93
Tue, Nov 23 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.
E11
The Driver's Seat
Tue, Nov 30 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.
E12
White Trash Christmas
Tue, Dec 14 1993 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the cheque they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.
E13
Suck Up or Shut Up
Tue, Jan 4 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs; meanwhile Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.
E14
Busted
Tue, Jan 11 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.
E15
David vs. Goliath
Tue, Feb 1 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred; Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.
E16
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Tue, Feb 8 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
E17
Don't Make Room for Daddy
Tue, Feb 15 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.
E18
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Tue, Mar 1 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
E19
Labor Day
Tue, Mar 8 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
E20
Past Imperfect
Tue, Mar 22 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie's sexual past.
E21
Lies My Father Told Me
Tue, Mar 29 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
E22
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
Tue, May 3 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
E23
Body by Jake
Tue, May 10 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.
E24
Isn't It Romantic?
Tue, May 17 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.
E25
Altar Egos
Tue, May 24 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls "the moment of clarity" – a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always "asking to come over and fix stuff" – none other than Dan.
Season 7
26 episodes
E01
Nine is Enough
Wed, Sep 21 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
E02
Two for One
Wed, Sep 28 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
E03
Snoop Davey Dave
Wed, Oct 5 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
E04
Girl Talk
Wed, Oct 12 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences – and disfunctions.
E05
Sleeper
Wed, Oct 19 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
E06
Skeleton in the Closet
Wed, Oct 26 1994 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
E07
Follow the Son
Wed, Nov 2 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
E08
Punch and Jimmy
Wed, Nov 9 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
E09
White Men Can't Kiss
Wed, Nov 16 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
E10
Thanksgiving '94
Wed, Nov 23 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
E11
Maybe Baby
Wed, Nov 30 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
E12
The Parenting Trap
Wed, Dec 14 1994 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
E13
Rear Window
Wed, Jan 4 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
E14
My Name is Bev
Wed, Jan 11 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
E15
Bed and Bored
Wed, Feb 1 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
E16
Sisters
Wed, Feb 8 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
E17
Lost Youth
Wed, Feb 15 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
E18
Single Married Female
Wed, Feb 22 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
E19
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
Wed, Mar 1 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
E20
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
Wed, Mar 1 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
E21
Husbands and Wives
Wed, Mar 22 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
E22
Happy Trailers
Wed, Mar 29 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
E23
The Blaming of the Shrew
Wed, May 3 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
E24
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Wed, May 10 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
E25
Couch Potatoes
Wed, May 17 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
E26
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Wed, May 24 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
Season 8
25 episodes
E01
Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Tue, Sep 19 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
E02
Let Them Eat Junk
Tue, Sep 26 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
E03
Roseanne in the Hood
Tue, Oct 17 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
E04
The Last Date
Tue, Oct 24 1995 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
E05
Halloween: the Final Chapter
Tue, Oct 31 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labour.
E06
The Fifties Show
Tue, Nov 7 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
E07
The Getaway, Almost
Tue, Nov 14 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
E08
The Last Thursday in November
Tue, Nov 21 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
E09
Of Mice and Dan
Tue, Nov 28 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
E10
Direct to Video
Tue, Dec 5 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
E11
December Bride
Tue, Dec 12 1995 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
E12
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Tue, Jan 2 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
E13
The White Sheep of the Family
Tue, Jan 9 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
E14
Becky Howser, M.D.
Tue, Jan 16 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
E15
Out of the Past
Tue, Feb 6 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
E16
Construction Junction
Tue, Feb 13 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.
E17
We're Going to Disney World (1)
Tue, Feb 20 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
E18
Disney World War II (2)
Tue, Feb 27 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
E19
Springtime for David
Tue, Mar 12 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
E20
Another Mouth to Shut Up
Tue, Mar 26 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
E21
Morning Becomes Obnoxious
Tue, Apr 9 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
E22
Ballroom Blitz
Tue, Apr 30 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
E23
The Wedding
Tue, May 7 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
E24
Heart & Soul
Tue, May 14 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
E25
Fights and Stuff
Tue, May 21 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.
Season 9
24 episodes
E01
Call Waiting
Tue, Sep 17 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with on That Girl, The Mary Tyler Moore Show and I Dream of Jeannie. Meanwhile, back at the Conner house, Dan is listlessly puttering around fixing things -- but he'd rather "fix things" in his marriage. And, much like the TV couples occupying Roseanne's thoughts, Dan and Roseanne just might discover that they're better off together than apart. In the coda, Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.
E02
Millions from Heaven
Tue, Sep 24 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After finding out they won the Illinois State Lottery, the Conners and family imagine how to spend their new-found wealth. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach interview Dan and Roseanne in their home. Throwing a party in their home proves that people really do come out of the woodwork to help celebrate wealth. Dan and Roseanne vow to not let money change who they are.Written by Lynne Boris Johnston
E03
What a Day for a Daydream
Tue, Oct 1 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings.
E04
Honor Thy Mother
Tue, Oct 8 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose -- and finally admits why: nagging worries about a family member, his institutionalized mother.
E05
Someday My Prince Will Come
Tue, Oct 15 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV.
E06
Pampered to a Pulp
Tue, Oct 22 1996 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.
E07
Satan, Darling
Tue, Oct 29 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Absolutely Fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne's outrageous Halloween outing. They're guests at an Upper West Side soirée, where new multimillionaires Roseanne and Jackie have gained entrée into New York society. But for grandmother-to-be Roseanne, a witches' coven soon comes into play — a la Rosemary's Baby — and bizarre happenings begin to involve a very pregnant Darlene.
E08
Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
Tue, Nov 12 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And before long, the Conners are teaching the snobby elitists some truths about real life.
E09
Roseambo
Tue, Nov 19 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
E10
Home is Where the Afghan Is
Tue, Nov 26 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that money does not necessarily buy happiness.
E11
Mothers and Other Strangers
Tue, Dec 3 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place -- or her new look.
E12
Home for the Holidays
Tue, Dec 17 1996 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other and how much they have to be thankful for as the old year ends.
E13
Say It Ain't So
Tue, Jan 7 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of videotaping Darlene giving birth; and Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life.
E14
Hit the Road, Jack
Tue, Jan 14 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.Â
E15
The War Room
Tue, Jan 28 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse a listless Roseanne out of bed, where she's been for four days amid piles of junk food, depressed over Dan's affair.
E16
Lanford's Elite (1)
Tue, Feb 11 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne realizes she may be the only one who can save her hometown.
E17
Some Enchanted Merger (2)
Tue, Feb 11 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewitched by her.
E18
A Second Chance
Tue, Feb 18 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their marriage back together. But their reconciliation is disrupted when a frantic call comes in from Jackie: Darlene has been suddenly rushed to the hospital.
E19
The Miracle
Tue, Feb 25 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection and human contact are better than any medicine.
E20
Roseanne-Feld
Tue, Mar 4 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of watching videos with Heather turns into a night of passion; and Bev introduces Leon and Scott to her new "friend," a boozy lounge singer named Joyce.
E21
The Truth Be Told
Tue, Mar 18 1997 5:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story. Roseanne is appalled to learn that one wants to sanitize her life and the other wants to spice it up. At the same time, Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly florist, unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.
E22
Arsenic and Old Mom
Tue, May 13 1997 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying to kill him.
E23
Into That Good Night (1)
Tue, May 20 1997 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says. But the baby's not the only news. When friends and family gather to celebrate the birth, Becky and Mark have a surprising secret -- and Leon and Scott make an announcement.
E24
Into That Good Night (2)
Tue, May 20 1997 4:00 PM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would.
Season 10
9 episodes
E01
Twenty Years to Life
Wed, Mar 28 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children, Harris and Mark, when Darlene loses her job. Meanwhile, Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money; and Roseanne and Jackie are at odds with one another.
E02
Dress to Impress
Wed, Mar 28 2018 12:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Darlene's son, Mark, gets caught with a pocket knife after being bullied on the first day of his new school. Meanwhile, Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family and is nervous to bring her home.
E03
Roseanne Gets the Chair
Wed, Apr 4 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's clash with Darlene over how she's raising her kids - especially Harris - reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair, which she refuses to use because she doesn't want to admit getting old.
E04
Eggs Over, Not Easy
Wed, Apr 11 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives. Meanwhile, an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; and Roseanne makes a plan to change their mind.
E05
Darlene v. David
Wed, Apr 18 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home after an incident at the nursing home prevents her from returning.
E06
No Country for Old Women
Wed, May 2 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Meanwhile, Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.
E07
Go Cubs
Wed, May 9 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Dan loses an important job and D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.
E08
Netflix & Pill
Wed, May 16 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee. Meanwhile, Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, and Becky and Darlene compete for the job, which has full-time benefits.
E09
Knee Deep
Wed, May 23 2018 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Roseanne's knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, their fortunes change for the better. Later, Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.
Roseanne Barr
as Roseanne Conner
John Goodman
as Dan Conner
Laurie Metcalf
as Jackie Harris
Sara Gilbert
as Darlene Conner
Michael Fishman
as D.J. Conner
Lecy Goranson
as Becky Conner
Sarah Chalke
as Becky Conner
Ames McNamara
as Mark Conner-Healy
Emma Kenney
as Harris Conner-Healy
Jayden Rey
as Mary Conner
Natalie West
as Crystal Anderson
Johnny Galecki
as David Healy
