South Park
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Comedy Central Running Comedy
27 Seasons · 329 Episodes · Premiered August 13, 1997
South Park is an adult comedy animation show centred around 4 children in the small town of south park. Its humour is often dark involving satirical elements and mocking current real-life events.
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
13 episodes
E01
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Thu, Aug 14 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.
E02
Weight Gain 4000
Thu, Aug 21 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman tries to slim down when he learns a TV talk-show host is coming to town to give him an award, but he bulks up instead. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison hatches a plan to murder the visiting celeb.
E03
Volcano
Thu, Aug 28 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A volcanic eruption interrupts the boys' camping trip.
E04
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Thu, Sep 4 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory.
E05
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Thu, Sep 11 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
E06
Death
Thu, Sep 18 1997 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys summon the Grim Reaper.
E07
Pinkeye
Thu, Oct 30 1997 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.
E08
Starvin' Marvin
Thu, Nov 20 1997 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer.
E09
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Thu, Dec 18 1997 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Because he's Jewish, Kyle is denied involvement in the Nativity play and excluded from trips to see Santa. Meanwhile, South Park residents try to plan a politically correct celebration; and Mr. Hankey visits Kyle.
E10
Damien
Thu, Feb 5 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
As Cartman celebrates his birthday, Jesus Christ and Satan duke it out on a pay-per-view TV special. Meanwhile, Satan's son Damien tries to fit in with the crowd after making a violent first impression.
E11
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Thu, Feb 12 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
E12
Mecha-Streisand
Thu, Feb 19 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.
E13
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Thu, Feb 26 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.
Season 2
18 episodes
E01
Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
Thu, Apr 2 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An episode featuring Terrance and Phillip, who must save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
E02
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Thu, Apr 23 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm.
E03
Chickenlover
Thu, May 21 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.
E04
Ike's Wee Wee
Thu, May 28 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs.
E05
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Thu, Jun 4 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.
E06
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Thu, Jun 11 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.
E07
City on the Edge of Forever
Thu, Jun 18 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.
E08
Summer Sucks
Thu, Jun 25 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist.
E09
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Thu, Aug 20 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event.
E10
Chickenpox
Thu, Aug 27 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town faces an outbreak of chicken pox.
E11
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Thu, Sep 3 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables."
E12
Clubhouses
Thu, Sep 24 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans.
E13
Cow Days
Thu, Oct 1 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion.
E14
Chef Aid
Thu, Oct 8 1998 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chef invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt.
E15
Spooky Fish
Thu, Oct 29 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views.
E16
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Thu, Dec 10 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys go to Cartman's grandmother's house for a holiday feast that's also attended by Cartman's uncle (an escaped con) and the police.
E17
Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)
Thu, Dec 17 1998 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park.
E18
Prehistoric Ice Man
Thu, Jan 21 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys unearth a prehistoric man frozen in ice, but the discovery jeopardizes Stan and Kyle's friendship when they argue over what to name him.
Season 3
17 episodes
E01
Rainforest Schmainforest
Thu, Apr 8 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys accompany a teacher and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.
E02
Spontaneous Combustion
Thu, Apr 15 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.
E03
The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)
Thu, Apr 22 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chef gets a visit from his mother when the boys feel his bride-to-be has taken their place in his heart.
E04
Jakovasaurs
Thu, Jun 17 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.
E05
Tweek vs. Craig
Thu, Jun 24 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.
E06
Sexual Harassment Panda
Thu, Jul 8 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
E07
Cat Orgy
Thu, Jul 15 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
E08
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Thu, Jul 22 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs. Cartman goes to a "meteor party."
E09
Jewbilee
Thu, Jul 29 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin.
E10
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Thu, Oct 28 1999 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
On Halloween, the boys are plagued by fifth graders and the town is overrun by pirate ghosts. Music group Korn assists, and sings "Falling Away from Me."
E11
Chinpokomon
Thu, Nov 4 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze.
E12
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Thu, Nov 11 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home.
E13
Starvin' Marvin in Space!
Thu, Nov 18 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Starvin Marvin returns in a stolen U.S. spaceship, and enlists the boys to help feed his Ethiopian village. The CIA is among their pursuers.
E14
The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)
Thu, Nov 25 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.
E15
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Thu, Dec 2 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.
E16
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Thu, Dec 30 1999 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."
E17
Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)
Thu, Jan 13 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents.
Season 4
17 episodes
E01
The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000
Thu, Apr 6 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.
E02
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Thu, Apr 13 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside.
E03
Timmy! 2000
Thu, Apr 20 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction.
E04
Quintuplets 2000
Thu, Apr 27 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own.
E05
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Thu, Jun 22 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.
E06
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Thu, Jun 29 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price.
E07
Chef Goes Nanners
Thu, Jul 6 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.
E08
Something You Can Do with Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)
Thu, Jul 13 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own band and hold tryouts for a fifth member.
E09
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
Thu, Jul 20 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves.
E10
Probably (2)
Thu, Jul 27 2000 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven.
E11
Fourth Grade
Thu, Nov 9 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade.
E12
Trapper Keeper
Thu, Nov 16 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary.
E13
Helen Keller! The Musical
Thu, Nov 23 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.
E14
Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
Thu, Nov 30 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys' British classmate, Pip, stars in this spoof of Dickens' classic "Great Expectations," set in London.
E15
Fat Camp
Thu, Dec 7 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.
E16
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Thu, Dec 14 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman becomes South Park's mayor when the kids take over the town.
E17
A Very Crappy Christmas
Thu, Dec 21 2000 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.
Season 5
14 episodes
E01
It Hits the Fan
Thu, Jun 21 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive.
E02
Cripple Fight
Thu, Jun 28 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys join the Mountain Scouts with Timmy, who winds up in a fight with Jimmy in a supermarket parking lot.
E03
Super Best Friends
Thu, Jul 5 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A magician persuades Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult, and their journey lands them in Washington, D.C.
E04
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Thu, Jul 12 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Radiohead plays a role in Cartman's plan for revenge against an eighth-grader who wronged him.
E05
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Thu, Jul 19 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.
E06
Cartmanland
Thu, Jul 26 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman uses his $1 million inheritance to open his own amusement park.
E07
Proper Condom Use
Thu, Aug 2 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The impulsive implementation of sex-education classes at school leads to an all-out battle between the boys and the girls.
E08
Towelie
Thu, Aug 9 2001 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government.
E09
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Thu, Nov 8 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.
E10
How to Eat with Your Butt
Thu, Nov 15 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.
E11
The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)
Thu, Nov 22 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends.
E12
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Thu, Nov 29 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.
E13
Kenny Dies
Thu, Dec 6 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.
E14
Butters' Very Own Episode
Thu, Dec 13 2001 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters looks forward to his parents' anniversary dinner despite his mother's reaction to his father's secret extracurricular activities.
Season 6
17 episodes
E01
Jared Has Aides
Thu, Mar 7 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The gang seizes upon an opportunity to make money with a weight-loss program that's sweeping the country.
E02
Asspen
Thu, Mar 14 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys head to Aspen, where the slopes are superb and Stan gets into a showdown with the lodge's expert skier.
E03
Freak Strike
Thu, Mar 21 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.
E04
Fun with Veal
Thu, Mar 28 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse.
E05
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Thu, Apr 4 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.
E06
Professor Chaos
Thu, Apr 11 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Butters is rejected by the kids, his alter ego Professor Chaos is unleashed.
E07
The Simpsons Already Did It
Thu, Jun 27 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman and the gang fear that they may have accidentally caused a death.
E08
Red Hot Catholic Love
Thu, Jul 4 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A priest visits South Park to find out why church attendance is down; the boys protest the tinkering of their favorite movies.
E09
Free Hat
Thu, Jul 11 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try to prevent filmmakers from remaking their movies, but their efforts are mistaken for a campaign for the release of an infamous criminal.
E10
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Thu, Jul 18 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Bebe starts to mature physically, the boys behave so boorishly that their friendships are almost ruined.
E11
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Thu, Jul 25 2002 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Media stories about kidnappings drive South Park parents to extreme measures, such as building a wall around the town to keep out predators.
E12
A Ladder to Heaven
Thu, Nov 7 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Trying to find Kenny in Heaven, the boys discover that Saddam Hussein may have hidden weapons there.
E13
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Thu, Nov 14 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
While returning "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store, the boys accidentally get a hold of a steamy porno tape.
E14
Death Camp of Tolerance
Thu, Nov 21 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys are sent to a camp where cultural sensitivity is taught.
E15
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Thu, Nov 28 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman takes desperate measures to try to rid himself of Kenny's spirit, including traveling to Scotland.
E16
My Future Self 'n' Me
Thu, Dec 5 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.
E17
Red Sleigh Down
Thu, Dec 12 2002 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman tries to score some points with Santa Claus by asking him to deliver presents to the needy children in Iraq.
Season 7
15 episodes
E01
Cancelled
Thu, Mar 20 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.
E02
Krazy Kripples
Thu, Mar 27 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.
E03
Toilet Paper
Thu, Apr 3 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.
E04
I'm a Little Bit Country
Thu, Apr 10 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.
E05
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Thu, Apr 17 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.
E06
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Thu, Apr 24 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys start their own detective agency.
E07
Red Man's Greed
Thu, May 1 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try to save the town from developers.
E08
South Park is Gay!
Thu, Oct 23 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay.
E09
Christian Rock Hard
Thu, Oct 30 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.
E10
Grey Dawn
Thu, Nov 6 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try to have South Park's senior citizens stripped of their driver's licenses after they go on a dangerous rampage.
E11
Casa Bonita
Thu, Nov 13 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing.
E12
All About the Mormons?
Thu, Nov 20 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves.
E13
Butt Out
Thu, Dec 4 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.
E14
Raisins
Thu, Dec 11 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.
E15
It's Christmas in Canada
Thu, Dec 18 2003 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.
Season 8
14 episodes
E01
Good Times with Weapons
Thu, Mar 18 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.
E02
Up the Down Steroid
Thu, Mar 25 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event.
E03
The Passion of the Jew
Thu, Apr 1 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
"The Passion of the Christ" has an unusual effect on Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.
E04
You Got F**ked in the Ass
Thu, Apr 8 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.
E05
AWESOM-O
Thu, Apr 15 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him.
E06
The Jeffersons
Thu, Apr 22 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park.
E07
Goobacks
Thu, Apr 29 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.
E08
Douche and Turd
Thu, Oct 28 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.
E09
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Thu, Nov 4 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.
E10
Pre-School
Thu, Nov 11 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.
E11
Quest for Ratings
Thu, Nov 18 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.
E12
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Thu, Dec 2 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite.
E13
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Thu, Dec 9 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.
E14
Woodland Critter Christmas
Thu, Dec 16 2004 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Woodland creatures ask Stan to help them build a manger.
Season 9
14 episodes
E01
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Thu, Mar 10 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.
E02
Die Hippie, Die
Thu, Mar 17 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.
E03
Wing
Thu, Mar 24 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.
E04
Best Friends Forever
Thu, Mar 31 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.
E05
The Losing Edge
Thu, Apr 7 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.
E06
The Death of Eric Cartman
Thu, Apr 14 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters believes he can talk to the dead.
E07
Erection Day
Thu, Apr 21 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.
E08
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Thu, Oct 20 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.
E09
Marjorine
Thu, Oct 27 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.
E10
Follow That Egg
Thu, Nov 3 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.
E11
Ginger Kids
Thu, Nov 10 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.
E12
Trapped in the Closet
Thu, Nov 17 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.
E13
Free Willzyx
Thu, Dec 1 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.
E14
Bloody Mary
Thu, Dec 8 2005 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.
Season 10
14 episodes
E01
The Return of Chef
Thu, Mar 23 2006 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chef Jerome McElroy returns, though the kids notice he's not quite the same.
E02
Smug Alert!
Thu, Mar 30 2006 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town.
E03
Cartoon Wars, Part 1
Thu, Apr 6 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle and Cartman race to Hollywood, with the fate of Kyle's favorite cartoon, "Family Guy," at stake.
E04
Cartoon Wars, Part 2
Thu, Apr 13 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle is injured and Cartman must forge on alone, determined to stop the makers of "Family Guy."
E05
A Million Little Fibers
Thu, Apr 20 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon.
E06
ManBearPig
Thu, Apr 27 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave.
E07
Tsst
Thu, May 4 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems.
E08
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Thu, Oct 5 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer.
E09
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Thu, Oct 12 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger.
E10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Thu, Oct 19 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction.
E11
Hell on Earth 2006
Thu, Oct 26 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers.
E12
Go, God. Go! Part II
Thu, Nov 2 2006 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park residents clash over the teaching of evolution. Meanwhile, Cartman attempts time travel so he can play a soon-to-be-released video-game system.
E13
Go God Go XII
Thu, Nov 9 2006 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman tries to escape a dystopian future plagued by militant otters and a lack of video games.
E14
Stanley's Cup
Thu, Nov 16 2006 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be winners!
Season 11
14 episodes
E01
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Thu, Mar 8 2007 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy Marsh is publicly chastised for using the N-word on national television. Meanwhile, Cartman clashes with a little person.
E02
Cartman Sucks
Thu, Mar 15 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters is sent to a religious camp that promotes a heterosexual lifestyle.
E03
Lice Capades
Thu, Mar 22 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
th Park Elementary deals with a head-lice scare, and Cartman looks to expose the kids with infected scalps.
E04
The Snuke
Thu, Mar 29 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
lary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park. Meanwhile, Cartman believes he's uncovered a terrorist plot.
E05
Fantastic Easter Special
Thu, Apr 5 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan searches for the origins of egg decorating, and falls in with a strange society guarding an infamous secret.
E06
D-Yikes
Thu, Apr 12 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again, so the boys decide to hire someone to remedy the situation.
E07
Night of the Living Homeless
Thu, Apr 19 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The homeless population is on the rise in South Park. Both the adults and children go to work looking for solutions to the problem.
E08
Le Petit Tourette
Thu, Oct 4 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome in order to say whatever he wants.
E09
More Crap
Thu, Oct 11 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero after passing a sizable bowel movement. Later, he contacts a record-keeping society to find out if he has surpassed the world record.
E10
Imaginationland: Episode I
Thu, Oct 18 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys enter a dimension containing the world's imagination. Before long, the government taps them for intelligence.
E11
Imaginationland: Episode II
Thu, Oct 25 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Pentagon officials pressure Kyle and Stan to reveal how they gained access to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman searches for Kyle in order to make him fulfill his side of the leprechaun bet.
E12
Imaginationland: Episode III
Thu, Nov 1 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan and Butters attempt to escape Imaginationland before the government detonates a nuclear device in the alternate dimension. Meanwhile, Cartman takes his bet with Kyle to the Supreme Court.
E13
Guitar Queer-o
Thu, Nov 8 2007 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom.
E14
The List
Thu, Nov 15 2007 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks.
Season 12
14 episodes
E01
Tonsil Trouble
Thu, Mar 13 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition.
E02
Britney's New Look
Thu, Mar 20 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole.
E03
Major Boobage
Thu, Mar 27 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal."
E04
Canada on Strike
Thu, Apr 3 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences.
E05
Eek, a Penis!
Thu, Apr 10 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom.
E06
Over Logging
Thu, Apr 17 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal.
E07
Super Fun Time
Thu, Apr 24 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A class trip to a living museum that recreates 1800s Colorado leads to a hostage situation for some of the boys.
E08
The China Problem
Thu, Oct 9 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
E09
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Thu, Oct 16 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school.
E10
Pandemic
Thu, Oct 23 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain from a global crisis.
E11
Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Thu, Oct 30 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes.
E12
About Last Night...
Thu, Nov 6 2008 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule.
E13
Elementary School Musical
Thu, Nov 13 2008 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are.
E14
The Ungroundable
Thu, Nov 20 2008 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers.
Season 13
14 episodes
E01
The Ring
Thu, Mar 12 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.
E02
The Coon
Thu, Mar 19 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.
E03
Margaritaville
Thu, Mar 26 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives.
E04
Eat, Pray, Queef
Thu, Apr 2 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.
E05
Fishsticks
Thu, Apr 9 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.
E06
Pinewood Derby
Thu, Apr 16 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby
E07
Fatbeard
Thu, Apr 23 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
E08
Dead Celebrities
Thu, Oct 8 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.
E09
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Thu, Oct 15 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.
E10
W.T.F.
Thu, Oct 22 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.
E11
Whale Whores
Thu, Oct 29 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.
E12
The F Word
Thu, Nov 5 2009 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.
E13
Dances with Smurfs
Thu, Nov 12 2009 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.
E14
Pee
Thu, Nov 19 2009 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.
Season 14
14 episodes
E01
Sexual Healing
Thu, Mar 18 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 14th-season premiere, scientific testing reveals that some of the fourth-grade boys are sex addicts.
E02
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Thu, Mar 25 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After being assigned to read a book that was once banned, the boys are inspired to collaborate on one of their own.
E03
Medicinal Fried Chicken
Thu, Apr 1 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When a store selling medical marijuana opens on the site of Cartman's favorite fried-chicken joint, Randy is first in line to buy some weed. But he can't because he's completely healthy. Meanwhile, Cartman will stop at nothing to get the restaurant back.
E04
You Have 0 Friends
Thu, Apr 8 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle turns to Stan for help with a Facebook crisis.
E05
200
Thu, Apr 15 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park is the target of a class-action lawsuit on behalf of all the vengeful celebrities who have been mocked by the town.
E06
201
Thu, Apr 22 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The identity of Cartman's dad is on everyone's mind despite threats from the ginger kids about Muhammad and enraged celebrities who have harnessed the power of Mecha Streisand.
E07
Crippled Summer
Thu, Apr 29 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jimmy and Timmy go to summer camp with a winner-take-all attitude in a variety of contests, including Jimmy's participation in a surfing competition. Towelie faces an intervention for his addictions.
E08
Poor and Stupid
Thu, Oct 7 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman's dream to become a NASCAR driver comes true, with Butters as his pit boss.
E09
It's a Jersey Thing
Thu, Oct 14 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy spearheads the town's defense when "Jersey Shore"-inspired Garden State residents are threatening to take over the entire country.
E10
Insheeption
Thu, Oct 21 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan talks to Mr. Mackey about his hoarding disorder, but learns the guidance counselor has problems with the same compulsion.
E11
Coon 2: Hindsight
Thu, Oct 28 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Coon leads a group of crimefighters who spring into action to help victims of another drilling catastrophe in the Gulf.
E12
Mysterion Rises
Thu, Nov 4 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The identity of Mysterion is revealed when the Coon, abandoned by his crime-fighting cohorts, seeks revenge in the Gulf.
E13
Coon vs. Coon & Friends
Thu, Nov 11 2010 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cthulhu does Cartman's bidding, leaving Coon & Friends at his mercy; Kenny's curse presents a dilemma.
E14
Crème Fraiche
Thu, Nov 18 2010 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.
Season 15
14 episodes
E01
HUMANCENTiPAD
Thu, Apr 28 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The 15th season begins with the launch of a revolutionary tablet computer, though Cartman is feeling left out of the technology craze.
E02
Funnybot
Thu, May 5 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed department's inaugural Comedy Awards, but a comment about the Germans' sense of humor gets the school in hot water.
E03
Royal Pudding
Thu, May 12 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Canadian-born Ike shares his country's obsession with a royal wedding and offers his services when the princess-to-be is abducted.
E04
T.M.I.
Thu, May 19 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy when he's upset after personal information about the boys is posted on the school bulletin board.
E05
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Thu, May 26 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs
E06
City Sushi
Thu, Jun 2 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters gets diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, and he's prescribed medication.
E07
You're Getting Old
Thu, Jun 9 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan's outlook on life begins to change after his 10th birthday, but it also affects his friendships with the other kids, who find they have little in common with him anymore.
E08
Ass Burgers
Thu, Oct 6 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan's stuck in an abnormal rut; Cartman suspects he has Asperger's syndrome.
E09
The Last of the Meheecans
Thu, Oct 13 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans.
E10
Bass to Mouth
Thu, Oct 20 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper."
E11
Broadway Bro Down
Thu, Oct 27 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver.
E12
1%
Thu, Nov 3 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman's lack of physical fitness makes him a target for the other kids' scorn.
E13
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Thu, Nov 10 2011 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary.
E14
The Poor Kid
Thu, Nov 17 2011 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the 15th-season finale, the arrest of Kenny's parents sends him and his two siblings into the foster-care system, but the situation creates a dilemma for Cartman, who is left without a target to mock for being the poorest kid in school.
Season 16
14 episodes
E01
Reverse Cowgirl
Thu, Mar 15 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Tragedy strikes when one of the boys repeatedly ignores reminders about leaving the toilet seat up in the Season 16 premiere.
E02
Cash for Gold
Thu, Mar 22 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman targets a specific—and vulnerable—clientele when he starts his own shopping channel for gems, while Stan researches the value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his grandfather.
E03
Faith Hilling
Thu, Mar 29 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity.
E04
Jewpacabra
Thu, Apr 5 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town's Easter-egg hunt may be canceled due to rumors of a vicious beast that Cartman claims to have caught on film.
E05
Butterballs
Thu, Apr 12 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan organizes an antibullying video when Butters is tormented by an unlikely predator.
E06
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Thu, Apr 19 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
E07
Cartman Finds Love
Thu, Apr 26 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school.
E08
Sarcastaball
Thu, Sep 27 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
E09
Raising the Bar
Thu, Oct 4 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman finally comes to the realization that he's overweight, but declares that the solution is to ride around on a mobility scooter. Also: Cartman learns he has a rival in a young reality-TV star.
E10
Insecurity
Thu, Oct 11 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle suspects that his mother is having an affair with a deliveryman; Cartman installs a home-security system.
E11
Going Native
Thu, Oct 18 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids. He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make alone, so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the distant and secluded island of Hawaii.
E12
A Nightmare on Face Time
Thu, Oct 25 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys' plans to go trick-or-treating as their comic-book heroes, the Avengers, hit a snag when Stan's dad needs his son's help with a new business venture.
E13
A Scause for Applause
Thu, Nov 1 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands.
E14
Obama Wins!
Thu, Nov 8 2012 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the series 16 finale, Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.
Season 17
10 episodes
E01
Let Go, Let Gov
Thu, Sep 26 2013 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers.
E02
Informative Murder Porn
Thu, Oct 3 2013 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys try to keep their parents from hurting one another by using a distraction in the form of the game "Minecraft."
E03
World War Zimmerman
Thu, Oct 10 2013 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Token is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.
E04
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Thu, Oct 24 2013 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
E05
Taming Strange
Thu, Oct 31 2013 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ike just isn't himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance counselor for advice, but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school's new integrated technology system to help. Kyle decides to take Ike to a live performance of his favorite show, "Yo Gabba Gabba!" He hopes it'll make his little brother like him again.
E06
Ginger Cow
Thu, Nov 7 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman facilitates world peace with his latest prank, which brings religious leaders to South Park to witness the fulfillment of a Biblical prophecy.
E07
The Black Friday Trilogy
Thu, Nov 14 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
90 min
It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
E08
A Song of Ass and Fire
Thu, Nov 21 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Console wars escalate as throngs of shoppers push toward the mall in anticipation of Black Friday. Meanwhile, Cartman seeks revenge against Princess Kenny.
E09
Titties and Dragons
Thu, Dec 5 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The war over gaming devices begins as the malls open for the holiday-shopping craze.
E10
The Hobbit
Thu, Dec 12 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Wendy plays matchmaker by trying to pair one of her gal pals with Butters, only to end up in the counselor's office.
Season 18
10 episodes
E01
Go Fund Yourself
Thu, Sep 25 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The group attempt to make a kickstarter company to raise money instead of going to school. The episode focuses on kickstarter and how people can make money before producing a product.
E02
Gluten Free Ebola
Thu, Oct 2 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After the group attempted a kickstarter company in a previous episode they are hated by everyone else at school so attempt to throw a party whilst the town is thrown into chaos over the threat of gluten.
E03
The Cissy
Thu, Oct 9 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he's always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.
E04
Handicar
Thu, Oct 16 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Handicapped driven vehicles compete with taxi's and other vehicles. The company entitled "Handicar" with the lead driver being Timmy.
E05
The Magic Bush
Thu, Oct 30 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A scandalous invasion of privacy makes the South Park denizens edgy as Cartman and Butters get in possession of a drone.
E06
Freemium Isn't Free
Thu, Nov 6 2014 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan's addicted to a new app marketed by Terrance and Phillip, but the duo find that all the money they're making can't buy happiness.
E07
Grounded Vindaloop
Thu, Nov 13 2014 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters is convinced that he's living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what's real.
E08
Cock Magic
Thu, Nov 20 2014 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kenny excels at playing the game, Magic: The Gathering. He has the boys' full attention until a new, hard-core activity gets in the way. When Wendy tries to get Stan to pay attention to what she's doing, she realizes that what he does with his guy friends always comes first.
E09
#rehash
Thu, Dec 4 2014 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy's forced to perform again after Stan spends all the Marsh's money on freemium games; Kyle gets upset when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore.
E10
#HappyHolograms
Thu, Dec 11 2014 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle plans a holiday special for TV in hopes of bringing families together again with help from some of the biggest names in entertainment. Meanwhile, Cartmaaan Bra is still trending as holograms continue to run rampant in South Park.
Season 19
10 episodes
E01
Stunning and Brave
Thu, Sep 17 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
There is a new principal at the helm of South Park Elementary. He forces the boys to confront the damage they've done through their history of racism and unconscious bias.
E02
Where My Country Gone?
Thu, Sep 24 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Tired of illegal immigrants continuously crossing over the border into the United States without any repercussions, Mr. Garrison wants a wall to be built to keep them out of the country.
E03
The City Part of Town
Thu, Oct 1 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kenny tries to land a job when the town of South Park begins gentrifying.
E04
You're Not Yelping
Thu, Oct 15 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.
E05
Safe Space
Thu, Oct 22 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is the latest victim of Body Shaming.
E06
Tweek x Craig
Thu, Oct 29 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The news of a romantic relationship between Tweek and Craig hits South Park Elementary.
E07
Naughty Ninjas
Thu, Nov 12 2015 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore.
E08
Sponsored Content
Thu, Nov 19 2015 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper.
E09
Truth and Advertising
Thu, Dec 3 2015 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
PC Principal disappears along with 2 fourth grade students. The latest news in the school paper sets the boys on a search to find their two missing classmates. Being the crack reporter that he is, Jimmy sets out to learn everything he can about what makes Leslie tick. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable
E10
PC Principal Final Justice
Thu, Dec 10 2015 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Season 20
10 episodes
E01
Member Berries
Thu, Sep 15 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
E02
Skank Hunt
Thu, Sep 22 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence.
E03
The Damned
Thu, Sep 29 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone.
E04
Wieners Out
Thu, Oct 13 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown.
E05
Douche and a Danish
Thu, Oct 20 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web.
E06
Fort Collins
Thu, Oct 27 2016 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
E07
Oh Jeez
Thu, Nov 10 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter.
E08
Members Only
Thu, Nov 17 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The new President-elect visits his hometown.
E09
Not Funny
Thu, Dec 1 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
E10
The End of Serialization as We Know It
Thu, Dec 8 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.
Season 21
10 episodes
E01
White People Renovating Houses
Thu, Sep 14 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
E02
Put It Down
Thu, Sep 21 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
North Korea takes aim at South Park. While Craig and Tweek have problems trying to find a place to hide.
E03
Holiday Special
Thu, Sep 28 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Everyone is going crazy as Columbus Day gets canceled and the kids try to bring it back as they would have a free day.
E04
Franchise Prequel
Thu, Oct 12 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.
E05
Hummels & Heroin
Thu, Oct 19 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
E06
Sons a Witches
Thu, Oct 26 2017 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys. Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage.
E07
Doubling Down
Thu, Nov 9 2017 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
E08
Moss Piglets
Thu, Nov 16 2017 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Timmy and Jimmy's science project has caught the attention of some very important people who think it can save the world.
E09
Super Hard PCness
Thu, Nov 30 2017 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.Witness the return of Terrance and Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal...
E10
Splatty Tomato
Thu, Dec 7 2017 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids.
Season 22
10 episodes
E01
Dead Kids
Thu, Sep 27 2018 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
With several shooting occurring at South Park Elementary School, Randy attempts to get Sharon to get her emotions in check. Meanwhile, Cartman is mad after realizing he flunked his math quiz, despite copying his answers off Token's quiz.
E02
A Boy and a Priest
Thu, Oct 4 2018 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.
E03
The Problem with a Poo
Thu, Oct 11 2018 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.
E04
Tegridy Farms
Thu, Oct 18 2018 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Vaping epidemic hits South Park Elementary
E05
The Scoots
Thu, Nov 1 2018 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before.
E06
Time to Get Cereal
Thu, Nov 8 2018 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.
E07
Nobody Got Cereal?
Thu, Nov 15 2018 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
E08
Buddha Box
Thu, Nov 29 2018 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In "Buddha Box," Cartman discovered a foolproof way to tune out the rest of the world and enjoy some quality time on his phone.
E09
Unfulfilled
Thu, Dec 6 2018 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring the entire system down.
E10
Bike Parade
Thu, Dec 13 2018 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.
Season 23
10 episodes
E01
Mexican Joker
Thu, Sep 26 2019 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
E02
Band in China
Thu, Oct 3 2019 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.
E03
Shots!!!
Thu, Oct 10 2019 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.
E04
Let Them Eat Goo
Thu, Oct 17 2019 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
E05
Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
Thu, Oct 31 2019 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
E06
Season Finale
Thu, Nov 7 2019 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor's yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
E07
Board Girls
Thu, Nov 14 2019 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
E08
Turd Burglars
Thu, Nov 28 2019 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.
E09
Basic Cable
Thu, Dec 5 2019 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Scott Malkinson's future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott's dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.
E10
Christmas Snow
Thu, Dec 12 2019 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
It's a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it's all Santa's fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.
Season 25
6 episodes
E01
Pajama Day
Thu, Feb 3 2022 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After failing to show respect for their teacher, PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the entire 4th grade class. Cartman is distraught. The kids aren't going to stand for it but PC Principal refuses to back down.
E02
The Big Fix
Thu, Feb 10 2022 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
E03
City People
Thu, Feb 17 2022 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is furious with his mom when she tells him about her new job.
E04
Back to the Cold War
Thu, Mar 3 2022 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
E05
Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
Thu, Mar 10 2022 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
E06
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
Thu, Mar 17 2022 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
Season 26
6 episodes
E01
Cupid Ye
Thu, Feb 9 2023 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
E02
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
Thu, Feb 16 2023 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
E03
Japanese Toilet
Thu, Mar 2 2023 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
E04
Deep Learning
Thu, Mar 9 2023 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
E05
DiKimble's Hot Dogs
Thu, Mar 23 2023 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.
E06
Spring Break
Thu, Mar 30 2023 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Season 27
5 episodes
E01
Sermon on the 'Mount
Thu, Jul 24 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
E02
Got a Nut
Thu, Aug 7 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.
E03
Sickofancy
Thu, Aug 21 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.
E04
Wok is Dead
Thu, Sep 4 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.
E05
Conflict of Interest
Thu, Sep 25 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Season 28
5 episodes
E01
Twisted Christian
Thu, Oct 16 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.
E02
The Woman in the Hat
Sat, Nov 1 2025 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
E03
Sora Not Sorry
Thu, Nov 13 2025 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.
E04
Turkey Trot
Thu, Nov 27 2025 3:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
E05
The Crap Out
Thu, Dec 11 2025 3:00 AM GMT+0000
32 min
Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.
Cast
Trey Parker
as Eric Theodore Cartman
Trey Parker
as Stan Marsh
Matt Stone
as Kyle Broflovski
Matt Stone
as Kenny McKormick
Matt Stone
as Butters Stotch
Trey Parker
as Randy Marsh
Trey Parker
as Mr. Garrison
April Stewart
as Sharon Marsh
Mary Kay Bergman
as Sharon Marsh
Trey Parker
as Mr. Mackey
Matt Stone
as Gerald Broflovski
Mary Kay Bergman
as Sheila Broflovski
