King of the Hill
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14 Seasons · 269 Episodes · Premiered January 12, 1997
King of the Hill follows the life of Hank Hill, his wife Peggy, their 13-year-old son Bobby, their 18-year-old niece Luanne, her husband Lucky, their newborn baby girl Gracie and his beer guzzling neighborhood buddies, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer.
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
12 episodes
E01
Pilot
Mon, Jan 13 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby is accidentally given a black eye when he is not paying attention in a ball game and then he gives Peggy a black eye throwing his baseball in the house and Hank is turned into child protection services for abuse.
E02
Square Peg
Mon, Jan 20 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Peggy is recruited to teach a sex education class at school, Dale makes anonymous call to the Hill house trying to get her to drop the class. Hank gets bent out of shape about Bobby taking the class.
E03
The Order of the Straight Arrow
Mon, Feb 3 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank tries to introduce Bobby to one of his fond childhood memories by taking him on a Straight Arrow scout troop camping weekend, things don't go quite as planned. He has a run in with environmentalists, the park police and a friend turned traitor. While the guys are off having their misadventure, Peggy goes off to her special store for some foot care.n
E04
Hank's Got the Willies
Mon, Feb 10 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby messes with Hanks guitar and gets him upset, then Hank hits Willie Nelson with a golf ball at the local golf course.
E05
Luanne's Saga
Mon, Feb 17 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne breaks up with Buckley and Hank helps her through the breakup despite Peggy telling him how to handle her and what not to do. She then moves out and moves in with Boomhauer.
E06
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
Mon, Feb 24 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.
E07
Westie Side Story
Mon, Mar 3 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy are happy at first, to meet their new Laotian neighbors. That is, until Khan's dog mates with Lady Bird then disappears. Peggy encounters conflict with Minh as well.
E08
Shins of the Father
Mon, Mar 24 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Cotton's chauvinistic behavior.
E09
Peggy the Boggle Champ
Mon, Apr 14 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas while Hank and the guys plan on visiting a riding lawn mower convention.
E10
Keeping Up with Our Joneses
Mon, Apr 28 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to him and Peggy smoking again and becoming addicted to cigarettes once more.
E11
King of the Ant Hill
Mon, May 5 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when Hank tries to compete with Khan for best lawn on the block and fires Dale as his exterminator.
E12
Plastic White Female
Mon, May 12 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby practices his kissing technique before his first coed party on Luanne's beauty class head and Hank goes balistic.
Season 2
23 episodes
E01
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
Mon, Sep 22 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot.
E02
Texas City Twister
Sat, Sep 27 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank must rescue Peggy and Luanne when he gets the guys to help him fix up Luanne's mothers trailer and a tornado heads right for it.
E03
The Arrowhead
Mon, Oct 20 1997 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank finds ancient artifacts in his front yard and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig that draws Peggy into it.
E04
Hilloween
Mon, Oct 27 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Bobby play a prank that is interpreted as the work of a cult.
E05
Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)
Mon, Nov 3 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank decides to change his fishing bait and when the bait store owner sends him to another person, Hank mistakes a corner crack dealer for the guy that is supposed to sell him the fishing bait.
E06
Husky Bobby
Mon, Nov 10 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When the Hill's have to start shopping at the Husky Boy's store, Bobby is asked to be a model for a line of clothes.
E07
The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
Mon, Nov 17 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and his pals challenge an annoying rock band to a game of paintball.
E08
The Son That Got Away
Mon, Nov 24 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Bobby and Connie are disciplined in school for cutting up in class, their parents crack down and punish them with home chores. Bobby and Connie get frustrated and runaway to the local caves and find themselves in whats known locally as the 'Boneyard'.
E09
The Company Man
Mon, Dec 8 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor.
E10
Bobby Slam
Mon, Dec 15 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the Civil Rights Act to force the coach to give her a tryout. But the coach gets his revenge by pitting Connie against Bobby in a wrestling match. Bobby and Connie devise a little plan of their own to outsmart the coach's decisions.
E11
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
Mon, Dec 22 1997 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes blind. Garry figures out the problem, and tries to help regain his sight, and they end up at a Faith Healing Church for answers.
E12
Meet the Manger Babies
Mon, Jan 12 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne finds puppets at a yard sale and starts a puppet show called the Manger Babies. Her show then interferes with Hanks plans for the Super Bowl.
E13
Snow Job
Mon, Feb 2 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by Buck..
E14
I Remember Mono
Mon, Feb 9 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy finds out that the story Hank and her have been telling everyone about their early relationship is a lie.
E15
Three Days of the Kahndo
Mon, Feb 16 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn gets a condo down in Mexico and ends up inviting the Hills along to get them to help pay for it. Bobby and Connie try to get good fireworks while there.
E16
Traffic Jam
Mon, Feb 23 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a 'comedy' traffic school.
E17
Hank's Dirty Laundry
Mon, Mar 2 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank tries to clear his name when his credit ratings hits an all-time low and he is not allowed to buy a dryer on credit.
E18
The Final Shinsult
Mon, Mar 16 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton moves in with Hank after a fight with Didi, then he gets mad at Hank and moves in with Dale when Hank causes him to fail his drivers license test. Cotton then steals Santa Anna's leg to hold it hostage to get his license back.
E19
Leanne's Saga
Mon, Apr 20 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Released from jail, Luanne's mother stays with the Hills and then starts to date Bill.
E20
Junkie Business
Mon, Apr 27 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is given the responsibility of hiring Strickland Propane's next employee and he ends up hiring a recovering drug user and gets Peggy mad at him because of the woman he did not hire in the junkies place.
E21
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
Mon, May 4 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby takes a summer job as a vendor at the local NASCAR track working for a moron.
E22
Peggy's Turtle Song
Mon, May 11 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons.
E23
Propane Boom (1)
Mon, May 18 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank loses his job at Strickland when Buck lays people off because of Mega Lo Mart selling propane. Hank decides to get even with Mega Lo Mart.
Season 3
25 episodes
E01
Death of a Propane Salesman (2)
Wed, Sep 16 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.
E02
And They Call It Bobby Love
Wed, Sep 23 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.
E03
Peggy's Headache
Wed, Oct 7 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.
E04
Pregnant Paws
Wed, Oct 14 1998 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy starts going ballistic during Hanks attempts to get Lady Bird pregnant; Dale becomes a bounty hunter.
E05
Next of Shin
Wed, Nov 4 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy decide to try and have another child; Didi informs Cotton that she is pregnant and it becomes too much for him to handle and he takes off to Las Vegas.
E06
Peggy's Pageant Fever
Wed, Nov 11 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision.
E07
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
Wed, Nov 18 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and the guys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.
E08
Good Hill Hunting
Wed, Dec 2 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank with Peggy's help, decides to take Bobby hunting only to find out that there are no more hunting permits available.
E09
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
Wed, Dec 16 1998 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and the guys stand watch over Bill when he becomes extremely depressed at Christmas time about Lenore leaving him and starts to consider suicide.
E10
A Fire Fighting We Will Go
Wed, Jan 13 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer fireman.
E11
To Spank with Love
Wed, Jan 20 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.
E12
Three Coaches and a Bobby
Wed, Jan 27 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby pleases his assistant coach father by joining the football team.
E13
De-Kahnstructing Henry
Wed, Feb 3 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank sees a top secret project underway at the military lab where Kahn works and then tells the Alley guys about it.
E14
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Wed, Feb 10 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he switches Luanne's birth control pills with candy when they start a get even with each other war.
E15
Sleight of Hank
Wed, Feb 17 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."
E16
Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta
Wed, Feb 24 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack".
E17
Escape from Party Island
Wed, Mar 17 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. While Hank is gone, Bill becomes a thorn in Peggy's side.
E18
Love Hurts and So Does Art
Wed, Mar 24 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and starts to develop gout when he is supposed to take Connie to a school dance; a X-ray of Hanks colon makes an appearance in a public place.
E19
Hank's Cowboy Movie
Wed, Apr 7 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank wants the Dallas Cowboys training camp to relocate to Arlen and he involves everyone into a effort to bring them to the town.
E20
Dog Dale Afternoon
Wed, Apr 14 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Fed up with the way Dale takes care of things he borrows, the guys steal Dale's new riding lawnmower to teach him a lesson which sends him over the edge and up into a clock tower.
E21
Revenge of the Lutefisk
Wed, Apr 21 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When the congregation welcomes it's new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.
E22
Death and Texas
Wed, Apr 28 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy unknowingly smuggles drugs into death row when tutoring an inmate.
E23
Wings of the Dope
Wed, May 5 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she see's Buckley's angel bouncing on Kahn's trampoline.
E24
Take Me Out of the Ball Game
Wed, May 12 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's softball team.
E25
As Old as the Hills (1)
Wed, May 19 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy decide to go parachuting when Peggy gets upset on their anniversary; Didi starts to have her baby when only Bobby is there to help her.
Season 4
24 episodes
E01
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (2)
Mon, Sep 27 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggys future hangs by a parachute cord because of a sky diving accident. Bobby is pushed to the brink when he has to take care of Cotton and Didi's new baby.
E02
Cotton's Plot
Mon, Oct 4 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy is mesmerized by Cotton's tales of heroics until she realizes they are partly tall tales.
E03
Bills Are Made to Be Broken
Mon, Oct 25 1999 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Bill's football record is broken unfairly, the guys find a way for him to try to get it back.
E04
Little Horrors of Shop
Mon, Nov 1 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.
E05
Aisle 8A
Mon, Nov 8 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn and Mihn go out of town and Connie stays with the Hills, Hank then becomes all out of sorts when he has to help Connie with a personal problem.
E06
A Beer Can Named Desire
Mon, Nov 15 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $ 1 million during the half time at a Dallas Cowboys game. They drop Bill off at his family plantation in New Orleans on the way to the game.
E07
The Hank's Giving Episode
Mon, Nov 22 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Hill family embarks on a trip to Montana to visit Peggy's mother and gets caught at the airport by severe weather that grounds all the flights. Several of Hank's neighbors also end up at the airport due to their holiday plans.
E08
Not in My Back Hoe
Mon, Nov 29 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank rents a back hoe to help put a new septic system in for Bill and then meets a guy just like him named Hal at the megalo mart. His back alley buddies get jealous of the time Hank is spending with Hal instead of them.
E09
To Kill a Ladybird
Mon, Dec 13 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby friends a raccoon that has been getting into the family's trash and then when Lady Bird defends Hank, they worry that the raccoon may have rabies. Dale gets more paranoid than usual and goes native.
E10
Hillennium
Mon, Dec 20 1999 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is the voice of reason at the start of the holiday season as his neighbors and friends start worrying more and more about the Millennial bug causing civilization to collapse.
E11
Old Glory
Mon, Jan 10 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill requests a American flag that is going to be put to rest at the military base; Bobby has to turn in a essay to a teacher that does not like Peggy.
E12
Rodeo Days
Mon, Jan 17 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby drives Hank nuts with his comedy routines when the Rodeo comes to town and he decides that a Rodeo Clown is what he wants to be.
E13
Hanky Panky (1)
Mon, Feb 7 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland's wife boots him out of the house because of his womanizing, takes over Strickland Propane and starts flirting with Hank to get even with Buck for his impropriety's.
E14
High Anxiety (2)
Mon, Feb 14 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck attempts to frame Hank for Debbie's murder in order to protect his wife who he thinks may have killed her, Hank then has to defend himself to both Peggy and Sheriff Mumford.
E15
Naked Ambition
Mon, Feb 21 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby accidentally see's Luanne in the shower and when he tells his friend Joseph about it, Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.
E16
Movin' on Up
Mon, Feb 28 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne becomes frustrated with Hank always giving her rules to follow and when a neighbors house goes up for sale, she moves in and gets room mates to help with the bills.
E17
Bill of Sales
Mon, Mar 13 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid sales scam and ends up getting Bill involved as her star sales representative.
E18
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
Mon, Mar 20 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen and Bobby ends up being chosen as their reincarnated Lama instead of who Kahn believes should be chosen.
E19
Hank's Bad Hair Day
Mon, Apr 10 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Hanks regular barber goes nuts, Hank lets Bill cut his hair at the army base then gets a huge bill in the mail from the government for the haircut.
E20
Meet the Propaniacs
Mon, Apr 17 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby creates a singing group for Strickland Propane in order to entertain unruly crowd at a sale.
E21
Nancy Boys
Mon, May 1 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.
E22
Flush with Power
Mon, May 8 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
During a drought, Arlen goes on water rationing and the town council votes to convert all toilets to low-flow toilets. Hank and his family discover a major problem with them and Hank tries to get the council to strike the low-flow law off the books.
E23
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
Mon, May 15 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank and Peggy go bowling, Peggy has a big problem with the size of her feet. She then becomes unknowingly involved with a film maker who is running a fetish web site for feet.
E24
Peggy's Fan Fair
Mon, May 22 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Using Peggy's suggestion, her church group goes to a festival in Nashville, Tennessee where she hears country music star Randy Travis singing a song that she wrote and sent into him without giving her credit.
Season 5
20 episodes
E01
The Perils of Polling
Mon, Oct 2 2000 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After talking Luanne into voting for the first time, Hank goes ballistic when he discovers that Luanne is going to vote for a man running for president on the communist party because she likes the way he dresses. Hank then meets governor Bush and has a crisis of his own.
E02
The Buck Stops Here
Mon, Nov 6 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby becomes infatuated with Bucks lifestyle and becomes buddies with him. Buck then takes Bobby on a gambling spree and Hank has to track them down. Meanwhile, Peggy and Mihn become involved in a competition to see who can donate the most blood.
E03
I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...Don't Want to Wait
Mon, Nov 13 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After spending time at his grandparents house, Bobby becomes more aware of being treated like a kid. Bobby then becomes more envious of Joseph who has just hit puberty and is physically changing. Meanwhile, Hanks latest garage project is to build coffins for him and Peggy.
E04
Spin the Choice
Mon, Nov 20 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph and Bobby ends up getting wrong ideas and decides Thanksgiving is wrong.
E05
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
Mon, Nov 27 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local Booster Club when she flunks Arlen High's star football player, David Kalaiki-Alii, the Flyin' Hawaiian.
E06
When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again
Mon, Dec 4 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton and his war buddies lose their place and Cotton ends up taking a job at a swank restaurant.
E07
What Makes Bobby Run?
Mon, Dec 11 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby becomes the new team mascot which makes Hank happy, but when it becomes time for the mascot to take a beating from the rival team, Bobby turns and runs breaking a long tradition.
E08
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
Mon, Dec 18 2000 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill battling holiday depression and lonelier than normal starts responding to letters addressed to Santa that end up at the Post Offices dead letter box. He then starts buying expensive gifts for random children and things go downhill from there.
E09
Chasing Bobby
Mon, Jan 22 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank starts getting more and more upset and it ends up with his mechanic giving his truck only 500 more miles to be driveable.
E10
Yankee Hankie
Mon, Feb 5 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank tries to get a specialty Texas Native license plate for his truck, he discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadium in New York while Cotton was obsessed with a attempt to kill Fidel Castro.
E11
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
Mon, Feb 12 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys are out celebrating Bill's birthday and while in a elevator they talk Hank into mooning people. However, Hank ends up mooning the ex-governor of Texas and Bill steps in and protects him. Peggy discovers cooking with Charcoal when they run out of propane while Hank is gone.
E12
Now Who's the Dummy?
Mon, Feb 19 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby encounters a famous ventriloquist at a nursing home and after being given a dummy, first suffers Hank's frustration then frustration with his dad when Hank takes a obsessive shine to the dummy, who turns out to be a big sports fan. Dale becomes obsessed with flashbacks from his childhood and goes on a vendetta.
E13
Ho Yeah!
Mon, Feb 26 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy and Hank unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank then tangles with her former pimp, Alabaster Jones.
E14
The Exterminator
Mon, Mar 5 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dale gets a new job when he reaches the point where he can not handle the toxins he is using anymore and gets a job with a local company where he quickly moves up the corporate ladder and is given the job of firing employees.
E15
Luanne Virgin 2.0
Mon, Mar 12 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne goes through a church ritual that makes her a virgin again and Hank finds out he was not the first guy Peggy was with.
E16
Hank's Choice
Mon, Apr 2 2001 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy find out that Bobby is allergic to dogs and then Bobby milks it for all it is worth.
E17
It's Not Easy Being Green
Mon, Apr 9 2001 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of all waste, Hank is dead set against it. Years earlier, while in high school, the gang wrecked Boomhauers car, and pushed it into the quarry, pleading ignorance. Bobby finds out, and lets Boomhauer in on the secret, just before they pull out 'Ol Betsy', to his horror.
E18
The Trouble with Gribbles
Mon, Apr 23 2001 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When the station replaces Nancy with Luanne because she is younger, Nancy decides to get a facelift. Meanwhile, Dale comes up with a plan to get a large sum from the company that makes his cigarettes.
E19
Hank's Back Story
Mon, May 7 2001 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Hank enters a lawnmower race, he starts having problems with his back. A trip to the doctor reveals that he needs what amounts to a butt support and the guys razz him.
E20
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
Mon, May 14 2001 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby fakes a kidney problem to be cool with the high school kids then drags Connie into his fantasy story.
Season 6
22 episodes
E01
Bobby Goes Nuts
Mon, Nov 12 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Bobby is forced to eat dirt by a older boy he takes a self defense class at the YWCA. He then becomes a bully and is punished by his dad.
E02
Soldier of Misfortune
Mon, Dec 10 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dale Gribble runs for president of the gun club again against Mad Dog. Peggy, Hank, Bill and Boomhauer come up with a plan to answer Gribbles add in Soldier Of Fortune magazine. Sending him on a mission to boost his confidence when he looses the presidency.
E03
Lupe's Revenge
Thu, Dec 13 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Peggy supervises the Spanish classes field trip to Mexico, she accidentally brings a Mexican girl back with her believing the girl is one of her students. Hank is stopped by a female police officer and she thinks he is flirting with her.
E04
The Father, the Son and J.C.
Mon, Dec 17 2001 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets Buck Strickland out of jail and the judge assigns him to community service with Habitat for Humanity. Peggy and Dee Dee plan a extravagant Christmas dinner at the new house for the occupants. Hank has issues with Cotton.
E05
Father of the Bribe
Mon, Jan 7 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn tries to bribe bobby into breaking up with Connie but the kids come up with a plan and the scheme backfires on him.
E06
I'm with Cupid
Mon, Feb 11 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill depresses Bobby on Valentines day while Hank and Peggy are out on the town. Boomauer gives Bobby advice on love so Bobby can impress Connie.
E07
Torch Song Hillogy
Mon, Feb 18 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby gets upset because he does not have any trophies. Peggy suggests that he can enter to carry the Olympic Torch through Arlen Texas. Hank ends up being chosen to carry it instead and accidentally drops it and puts the flame out.
E08
Joust Like a Woman
Mon, Feb 25 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland sends Hank to a Renaissance fair to get a new propane account. Peggy joins the group and then becomes upset about the treatment of the fair wenches and starts a resistance to King Philip.
E09
The Bluegrass is Always Greener
Mon, Feb 25 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and the guys form a Bluegrass band with Connie as the fiddler. Kahn objects and tells her she can not play with their band.
E10
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
Mon, Mar 4 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy starts to worry about how smart she is so she takes an online IQ test. She ends up being conned by the person who set the test up. She then gets the group together who did the IQ test locally and comes up with a plan to turn the tables on the Con man.
E11
Unfortunate Son
Mon, Mar 11 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton and his war buddy cronies loose their VFW due to lack of money. They are forced to move in with Hank and Peggy. Dale Gribble gets a falcon and tries to train the bird.
E12
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Mon, Mar 18 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
No one is getting sick and calling off work so Peggy can be called in. She then impersonates a nun at St. Ignatious to land a teaching job.
E13
Tankin' It to the Streets
Mon, Apr 1 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill gets upset about blacked out items in his military medical file. Dale sneaks in and takes photo's of Bill's file and shows it to everyone. Bill then gets extremely upset and drunk and steals a tank from the military base.
E14
Of Mice and Little Green Men
Mon, Apr 8 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Dale realize that they do not have anything in common with their sons. Dale starts to obsess with Joseph having been fathered by an alien.
E15
A Man Without a Country Club
Mon, Apr 15 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Hank and the guys build a golf hole in the back yard, he is invited to join the Nine Rivers Country Club.
E16
Beer and Loathing
Mon, Apr 15 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys try to buy Alamo beer and none of the stores have any. Peggy starts to work at Alamo as a Spanish Interpreter and finds out the reason. The guys later go to Mexico and by a carload of Alamo beer and find out themselves why there is none available at home.
E17
Fun with Jane and Jane
Mon, Apr 22 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luann Joins a cult thinking it is a sorority, she drags Peggy in with her. Hank and the rest of the Rainy Street guys go Emu hunting for Buck Strickland and havoc ensues.
E18
My Own Private Rodeo
Mon, Apr 29 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank invites Dale's gay dad to Dale and Nancy's wedding vow renewal, Dale thinks his dad is a woman chaser and is after Nancy.
E19
Sug Night
Mon, May 6 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After helping Nancy set up her new hot tub, Hank starts having a recurring dream about barbecuing naked with Nancy. When Peggy finds out, she freaks out and tries to cure the problem ending up at a nude beach.
E20
Dang Ol' Love
Mon, May 6 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A marriage proposal is made when Bill and Boomhauer compete for the same woman's affections.
E21
Returning Japanese (1)
Mon, May 13 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy tries to find ways to get the newspaper she writes for to pay for free trips, Cotton goes back to Japan to supposedly apologize to the families of soldiers he killed during WWII. Hank makes a startling discovery once he arrives in Japan.
E22
Returning Japanese (2)
Mon, May 13 2002 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton gets so upset, he makes getting to the Emperor of Japan so he can spit on him his main mission in life. Hank and his new found brother have to stop him.
Season 7
23 episodes
E01
Get Your Freak Off
Mon, Nov 4 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank stops Bobby from listening to some of the modern music he considers to be trash and ends up giving his approval to a boy band until he see's Bobby doing very suggestive dance moves at a concert.
E02
The Fat and the Furious
Mon, Nov 11 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill gets wrapped up in food eating contests when he becomes the center of attention. Peggy does everything she can to keep Bobby from finding out there are food contests out there.
E03
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Mon, Nov 18 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby meets a tough gal cousin of Connie's and gets drawn in to helping her make drugs thinking it is candy for a school science fair.
E04
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Mon, Nov 25 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is discouraged when Bobby takes a home economics course, until he starts to reap the benefits. Bobby learns to cook, clean and sew better than Peggy, causing a jealous streak that leaves Peggy a bit unstable during the holidays. After she takes off with the raw Thanksgiving turkey on Bobby's bike, Hank realizes that he needs to make ammends.
E05
Dances with Dogs
Mon, Dec 2 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious. He demands that Bobby stop. Bobby takes on Connie's dog, 'Doggie' as his next partner, and they begin to train. Meanwhile, LadyBird lets Hank know that she wants to dance, so the competition begins, Old school vs. New age. When a competition comes to town, they showcase their talents, along with Bill, who purchased a Rottweiller that hates him.
E06
The Son Also Roses
Mon, Dec 9 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank becomes obsessed with Bobby's new project of growing roses for show.
E07
The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
Mon, Dec 16 2002 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank discovers that Dale has dug a tunnel all the way from his home to under Hanks kitchen when he falls through the floor. He has to move out of his house until the floor is safe again and stays with the Gribbles. He is then cutting the wood and Dale puts his hand in front of the skill saw not paying attention and Hank cuts a finger off. Hank then has to take a anger management course when Gribble files charges.
E08
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Mon, Jan 6 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a local bookstore that is closing so she can be part of a exclusive book club.
E09
Pigmalion
Mon, Jan 13 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy forces Luanne to quit her job as a waitress, and then signs her up for a course on enterpreneurism. There she meets Trip Larsen, head of Larsen Pork Products. Trip takes an interest in Luanne, and she soon becomes his girlfriend. Peggy suspects that Trip may be crazy, but when she orders Luanne to break up with him, Luanne refuses and moves in with Trip at his mansion. Trip forcibly dyes Luanne's hair red and makes her dress in a milkmaid's outfit. Luanne discovers that he is trying to turn her into the Larsen Pork Products Girl, an advertising character his grandfather created.
E10
Megalo Dale
Mon, Jan 13 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it up, Hank reluctantly recommends him for the job, because he needs the work. The extermination process begins, and he soon suspects that the real culprit is not rats, not mice, but Mega Lo Mart spokesman Chuck Mangione. With hank's reputation on the line, he takes matters into his own hands.
E11
Boxing Luanne
Mon, Feb 3 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland and his brother puts LuAnne into show fights, she is unaware that the fights are rigged. Peggy convinces Luanne to fight George Foreman's daughter Freeda in the ring.
E12
Vision Quest
Mon, Feb 10 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
John Redcorn worry's about Dales ability to raise Joseph and attempts to teach him in a round about way of his heritage. Dale decides that he is a Native American after having a vision.
E13
Queasy Rider
Mon, Feb 17 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple's dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles, and suggests they buy one and share it in an effort to bring them together. His plan backfires when, on the advice of a middle-aged biker couple, the pair head to Sturgis, S.D., for an annual biker gathering. Hank refuses to share the driving with Peggy, fearing that he will be mocked, but when Hanks glasses get trampled, and he can't see...he has no alternative but to take a back seat.
E14
Board Games
Mon, Mar 3 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on the school board. Each one turns on the other, and in the course of all of the trickery, they lose sight of what is important.
E15
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Mon, Mar 10 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets frustrated with Bobby not doing what he is told and sends him to the Military Academy that Cotton Hill went to as a cadet.
E16
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Mon, Mar 17 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories, meanwhile, Bill straps weather balloons to a chair and attempts to fly with the assistance of Gribble and Boomhauer.
E17
The Good Buck
Mon, Mar 31 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland loses Strickland North because of his gambling and his wife leaves him. Hank then turns him on to Jesus and Buck ends up with Luanne as his bible teacher much to Hank and Peggy's distress. Bobby becomes a food fancier while doing track.
E18
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Mon, Apr 14 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy takes over teaching the schools organic garden, then Hank gets involved. Meanwhile, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer get involved with collecting compost and Dale figures Bat guano will be perfect.
E19
Be True to Your Fool
Mon, Apr 28 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys boot Bill out of the group after catching head lice from him, Bill ends up in jail and Hank tries to help him.
E20
Racist Dawg
Mon, May 5 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Ladybird attacks a black plumber, the man accuses the dog and Hank of being racist. Hank then sets out to prove that he is not racist and has to figure out why Ladybird attacked the man in the first place.
E21
Night and Deity
Mon, May 12 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dale calls upon a master exterminator when he has problems with pigeons in the neighborhood and can not get rid of them, Nancy starts to get jealous when they hit it off so well.
E22
Maid in Arlen
Mon, May 19 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn's mother starts doing maid work for people in the neighborhood and Kahn is aghast.
E23
The Witches of East Arlen
Mon, May 19 2003 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby's new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they're really tarot cards, and Bobby's fortune-telling brings him to a coven led by a nerdy thirtysomething who urges him to focus his energies on developing otherworldly powers and defying his father.
Season 8
22 episodes
E01
Patch Boomhauer
Mon, Nov 3 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother is going to marry the love of his life.
E02
Reborn to Be Wild
Mon, Nov 10 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby becomes involved with the church youth group who looks like a bunch of toughs and Hank freaks out.
E03
New Cowboy on the Block
Mon, Nov 17 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Willy Lane a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street and the guys are awestruck. Bobby learns dirty NFL tactics.
E04
The Incredible Hank
Mon, Nov 24 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is ran ragged at work because of fellow employee call offs and Peggy, not listening to him decides that he has low testosterone after they take Bobby to the Doctor. She secretly slips Hank doses of testosterone and he starts going through puberty again.
E05
Flirting with the Master
Mon, Dec 1 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping actor Monsignor Martinez's children prepare for the SAT's; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties while she is gone and drives Hank nuts.
E06
After the Mold Rush
Mon, Dec 8 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is looking forward to being on the parade of homes until his latest project ends up with the house being declared uninhabitable.
E07
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Mon, Dec 15 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18 wheeler to deliver a load of his mothers furniture out to Arizona for her. The guys stow away in the back of the trailer without Hanks knowedge. Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.
E08
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Mon, Jan 5 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines that Hank is a rich miser. Feeling that Hank is just being greedy, he goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card. Meanwhile, news of Hank's hidden wealth spread through the alley and out about town.
E09
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
Mon, Jan 26 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy designs art for Strickland Propane when Hank can't find anything decent at the local art shops then her work is picked up by a art dealer. Dale discovers the joy of owning a suit of armor.
E10
That's What She Said
Mon, Feb 9 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets rattled by a new co-workers smutty comments; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
E11
My Hair Lady
Mon, Feb 16 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill poses as a gay man at a hair salon to help Luanne with her new job.
E12
Phish and Wildlife
Mon, Feb 23 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank with the family and the guys go on their annual camping trip where he tries to teach Bobby how to live off the land. Hank then has to deal with a Horde of hippies and the guys craving for hamburgers. Then Bill goes native.
E13
Cheer Factor
Mon, Mar 8 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
E14
Dale Be Not Proud
Mon, Mar 15 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs a organ transplant and Dale has a compatible kidney. Bobby does comedy morning announcements over the school's PA with Peggy's help.
E15
Après Hank, le Deluge
Mon, Mar 22 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Arlen is hit by rains and flash floods, during the heavy rain Hank must save Arlen at the dam; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes a emergency leader.
E16
Daletech
Mon, Mar 29 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy gets frustrated when Cotton is left at the Hill's house; When Cotton becomes head of the new neighborhood watch program C.O.P.S. he becomes a threat to Dales new security company.
E17
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Mon, Apr 19 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Tom Landry Middle Schools new history books leave out the Alamo, Hank helps plan a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo so Bobby can get the credits he needs to not take summer school. Meanwhile, Peggy takes Flat Stanley on a photographic adventure.
E18
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Mon, Apr 26 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank tries to enter the Texas State Grill Off, he discovers that they do not allow the use of propane. Hank then starts a protest with Louanne's help. Meanwhile, Peggy, Nancy and Minh try to get into a house that is for sale to see where a murder was committed.
E19
Stressed for Success
Mon, May 3 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets flustered because of Bobby watching so much TV. Bobby's knowledge of pop culture then leads him to being chosen to be a member of the school Quiz Bowl team and he helps to take them to the Championships. Bobby then begins to buckle under the stress.
E20
Hank's Back
Mon, May 10 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank has major back pain that prevents him from working and ends up getting disability for not being able to work. The agent believes he is faking his injury in order to stiff the government.
E21
The Redneck on Rainey Street
Mon, May 17 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn decides to be a beer drinking, El Camino driving, ATV riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious school.
E22
Talking Shop!
Mon, May 24 2004 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Given the choice between shop class and counseling his peers, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hopes of meeting girls.
Season 9
15 episodes
E01
A Rover Runs Through It
Mon, Nov 8 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy returns home to Montana after receiving a phone call from her mother, only to discover that the family may lose the land because of taxes and Henry Winkler.
E02
Ms. Wakefield
Mon, Dec 20 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
With Christmas just around the corner, the Hills are just starting to get things rolling for the Holiday season and they receive a visit from elderly Ms. Wakefield who lived in their house as a child.
E03
Death Buys a Timeshare
Mon, Jan 17 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after he inherits $ 10,000 Cotton is suckered into buying a time share down in Mexico.
E04
Yard, She Blows!
Mon, Jan 24 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hanks wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy put in the front yard.
E05
Dale to the Chief
Mon, Jan 31 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his new drivers license corrected; Dale becomes pro-U.S. after losing a belief in conspiracies.
E06
The Petriot Act
Mon, Feb 14 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Right before they due to leave for vacation, Hank agrees to serve his country by caring for a soldiers pet after seeing Bill with a nice Golden Retriever.
E07
Enrique-cilable Differences
Mon, Feb 21 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank becomes very uncomfortable when his co-worker Enrique starts having problems at home and forces his way into Hanks personal life.
E08
Mutual of OmAbwah
Mon, Mar 7 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank discovers that their homeowners insurance has lapsed and they declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters. Dale plays with bee's.
E09
Care-Takin' Care of Business
Mon, Mar 14 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.
E10
Arlen City Bomber
Mon, Mar 28 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
To pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job: skating with a roller derby team. Peggy ends up joining the team as well and the two of them get in even more financial trouble when they try to start their own team on borrowed money.
E11
Redcorn Gambles with His Future
Mon, Apr 11 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland chooses Hank to plan the companys big event and John Redcorn tries to talk Hank into hiring his hard rock band. When he is turned down, Redcorn decides to have a casino built as a venue for his band to play at, however he is unaware of Texas law relating to gambling.
E12
Smoking and the Bandit
Mon, Apr 18 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
In an effort to both impress Joseph and to protest a smoking ban in Arlen, Dale goes from bar to bar disguised as the Smoking Bandit.
E13
Gone with the Windstorm
Mon, May 2 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Nancy Gribbles weather report is wrong, the station gets new equipment in and replaces her as weather girl with a knowledgeable meteorologist. She then goes to extreme measures to remain as part of the news team. Bobby is hassled by a fellow student who finds numerous strange ways to scare him.
E14
Bobby on Track
Mon, May 9 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the other runners.
E15
It Ain't Over Till the Fat Neighbor Sings
Mon, May 16 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill ends up joining an all male chorus and the guys support him until he becomes obsessed with the group and stops reporting for duty at the Army base.
Season 10
15 episodes
E01
Hank's on Board
Mon, Sep 19 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank ends up going with the guys when they try to sneak out of town for a guys weekend without him. He finds out they think he is uptight and he tries to prove he is not and ends up going overboard in the process.
E02
Bystand Me
Mon, Sep 26 2005 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank thinks delivering papers in the morning would be a great job for Bobby and ropes him into a deliver job when he finds out the new owner of the newspaper is going to be hiring local children. Meanwhile, Peggy is hired by the same newspaper to write a helpful tips column.
E03
Bill's House
Mon, Nov 7 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After the Hill's become sick and Bill nurses them back to health, he feels the need to help others and he turns his house into a halfway house. Hank then becomes determined to find them a different permanent residence.
E04
Harlottown
Mon, Nov 21 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy get all excited about saving the Tea Kettle rock formation because it is a historical spot in Arlen. Then Hank discovers the real historical aspect of it and how the town was founded.
E05
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
Mon, Dec 5 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank reaches the point where he can't stand Bobby's jokes any more so he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.
E06
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana
Mon, Dec 12 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The back alley guys build a swimming pool for Khan then Khan starts to fear that he is losing his Laotian heritage so he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and gives up his creature comforts.
E07
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
Mon, Jan 30 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank and his softball team play in a charity game against a better team, Hank takes it a bit too seriously.
E08
Business is Picking Up
Mon, Mar 20 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The school holds a job fair and Hank tries to hold a place for Bobby with Strickland but Bobby pokes along. Bobby ends up shadowing a man who's business shocks both Hank and Peggy.
E09
The Year of Washing Dangerously
Mon, Mar 27 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash team.
E10
Hank Fixes Everything
Mon, Apr 3 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.
E11
Church Hopping
Mon, Apr 10 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Hills are late to church and a new family has taken their pew. Hank becomes upset and starts looking for another church to attend. Peggy becomes involved with being a assistant at a new church.
E12
24 Hour Propane People
Mon, Apr 24 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Buck Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club and he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work to compensate.
E13
The Texas Panhandler
Mon, May 1 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be a easier way to get the pants.
E14
Hank's Bully
Mon, May 8 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank tries to come up with a plan to put the neighborhood bully in his place; Meanwhile Dale informs Peggy he has picked up the hobby of taxidermy and Dale and Peggy enter a contest.
E15
Edu-macating Lucky
Mon, May 15 2006 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Lucky has big ideas about Luanne who makes a major announcement; Peggy tutors Lucky so he can get his GED.
Season 11
12 episodes
E01
The Peggy Horror Picture Show
Mon, Jan 29 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy befriends Carolyn, a woman she has met at a clothing store. Carolyn views her as the epitome of womanhood then Peggy discovers she is not what she seems.
E02
SerPUNt
Mon, Feb 12 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Lucky gives Bobby a snake for a pet causing Hank to freak out, then the snake slithers down the toiler and Hank turns to Animal Control for help.
E03
Blood and Sauce
Mon, Feb 19 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill becomes despondent because his family is almost gone and he does not have any children and teaches Bobby his family's secret barbecue sauce recipe.
E04
Luanne Gets Lucky
Mon, Mar 26 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne accepts a invitation to go to her high school prom after Lucky ditches her to go Stumping with the guys.
E05
Hank Gets Dusted
Mon, Apr 2 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton decides to give his old car that Hank loves to Cousin Dusty Hill of ZZ Top, who shows up with a film crew.
E06
Glen Peggy Glen Ross
Mon, Apr 23 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After loosing her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate broker. Hank tries out a great set of golf clubs then finds out they were used in a murder.
E07
The Passion of the Dauterive
Mon, Apr 30 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he becomes immersed in church activities and becomes involved with Reverend Stroup.
E08
Grand Theft Arlen
Mon, Apr 30 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test; Hank discovers a video game about propane and can not stop playing the game when Buck gets him started on it for work.
E09
Peggy's Gone to Pots
Mon, May 7 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, but they end up scamming her. Dale receives a surprise visit from a person who's identity he has been using for years.
E10
Hair Today, Gone Today
Mon, May 14 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Nancy's unresolved feelings for John Redcorn turn into stress and she starts loosing her hair. Dale thinks he has been transported through time.
E11
Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies
Mon, May 21 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue.
E12
Lucky's Wedding Suit
Mon, May 21 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's wedding.
Season 12
22 episodes
E01
Suite Smells of Excess
Mon, Sep 24 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby becomes interested in watching football on tv so hank takes him to a Longhorns game where Bobby ventures into a retired Nebraska quarterback's VIP suite.
E02
Bobby Rae
Mon, Oct 1 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby starts holding protests at school to impress a girl he likes, beginning with the school soda machine.
E03
The Powder Puff Boys
Mon, Oct 8 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.
E04
Four Wave Intersection
Mon, Oct 15 2007 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby and Joseph are bullied when Hank takes them to a local water park and gets them summer passes. Boomhauer tries to save the day. Bill becomes the Heat Waver by accident.
E05
Death Picks Cotton
Mon, Nov 12 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant.
E06
Raise the Steaks
Mon, Nov 19 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat to cook.
E07
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
Mon, Nov 26 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The planning committee cancels the schools carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disk made of barbed wire.
E08
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Mon, Dec 10 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dale makes himself a land canoe and then runs into Kahn and Minh's rose bushes;. They then decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors. Minh then practices shooting with Dale's gun club so her family can join the Nine Rivers Country Club.
E09
Dream Weaver
Mon, Dec 17 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy and Nancy are discussing Dale and Peggy ropes Hank into accompanying Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy, Bill and Khan try to create a internet video while Hank and Dale are gone.
E10
Doggone Crazy
Mon, Jan 7 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank comes home from Bobby's ball game and discovers that the house has been destroyed. He then finds out the reason for it and seeks the help of a spiritualist to help with the problem.
E11
Trans-Fascism
Mon, Feb 11 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank takes action when the city's council puts a ban on the sale of food that contains trans fats, which forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business. Buck and the other employee's of Strickland's starts a food truck then gets in a war with another service.
E12
Three Men and a Bastard (A.K.A. The Untitled Blake McCormick Project)
Mon, Feb 18 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years. Dale decides there is something strange about Charlene's daughter.
E13
The Accidental Terrorist
Mon, Mar 3 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought since he started driving, his bid for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
E14
Lady and Gentrification
Mon, Mar 10 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood when she sells property to hipsters.
E15
Behind Closed Doors
Mon, Mar 17 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills. Dale decides everyone needs a soundtrack when they do things.
E16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Mon, Mar 31 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Khan's father-in-law visits the family and makes him feel like a failure.
E17
Six Characters in Search of a House
Mon, Apr 7 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within 2 weeks.
E18
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Mon, Apr 14 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dales son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School.
E19
Strangeness on a Train
Mon, Apr 28 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After years of birthdays gone wrong, Peggy plans a murder mystery encounter dinner on a train hoping to break her streak of bad luck.
E20
Cops and Robert
Mon, May 5 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet, Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school. Dale comes up with a plan to get money by working at a "Hooters" type restaurant.
E21
It Came from the Garage
Mon, May 12 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Bobby want's to help his dad build a boat, Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition.
E22
Life: A Loser's Manual
Mon, May 19 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
Season 13
24 episodes
E01
Dia-bill-ic Shock
Mon, Sep 29 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Unwilling to change his eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes.
E02
Earthy Girls Are Easy
Mon, Oct 6 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth Benefit concert after charging Buck Strickland for carbon offsets.
E03
Square-Footed Monster
Mon, Oct 20 2008 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a McMansion on Rainy street when a neighbors house goes up for sale.
E04
Lost in Myspace
Mon, Nov 3 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank gets upset with the My Space page that Donna creates for Strickland Propane; Dale gets a pig so he can go truffle hunting and he takes Bill and Bobby on the Big Tuffle hunt adventure.
E05
No Bobby Left Behind
Mon, Nov 10 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby is identified as special at school when there is a problem with the tests and no child left behind. He is then placed in a class where he no longer has to do any homework or take the standardized tests.
E06
A Bill Full of Dollars
Mon, Nov 17 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy plays the stock market with with Minh and Dale and take advantage of Bill in the process, hoping to earn enough money to buy a new Flat Screen TV.
E07
Straight as an Arrow
Mon, Dec 1 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.
E08
Lucky See, Monkey Do
Mon, Feb 9 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Lucky's sister then starts taking over. Bill falls for a fast food drive through order taker and tracks her down.
E09
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Convention in Memphis
Mon, Feb 16 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hanks boss, Buck Strickland asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.
E10
Master of Puppets
Mon, Mar 2 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and Peggy go out together on a date night and forget to pick Bobby up. He then uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention so he can get gifts. Meanwhile, Dale decides to become Survivor Man and tries to live off the land.
E11
Bwah My Nose
Mon, Mar 9 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and the guys end up in a rematch football game against the team they lost the State Championship to back in high school, during practice Hank breaks his nose and goes to a surgeon who fixes and makes it better than it was.
E12
Uncool Customer
Mon, Mar 16 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's Cotillion classes. Meanwhile, Hank discovers a new sandwich shop that becomes his favorite food joint.
E13
Nancy Does Dallas
Mon, Mar 23 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Nancy leaves town for a job in Dallas and starts climbing the corporate ladder by any means possible. With Nancy gone, Dale starts preparing for a ice age. Bobby and Joseph go security crazy.
E14
Born Again on the Fourth of July
Mon, Apr 20 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby sees the error of his ways after going to church with Lucky, meanwhile, Hank and the guys prepare for the 4th of July and battle with men from the next street over from theirs for the best fireworks.
E15
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Mon, Apr 27 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank receives a box of his late fathers personal effects from Didi and a bizarre list of last requests from Cotton that he has to follow.
E16
Bad News Bill
Mon, May 4 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.
E17
Manger Baby Einstein
Mon, May 11 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.
E18
Uh-Oh Canada
Mon, May 18 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hank and the guys deal with less than agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.
E19
The Boy Can't Help It
Mon, Sep 14 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that Bobby is being emasculated.
E20
To Sirloin with Love
Mon, Sep 14 2009 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bobby joins the local college's meat cutting examination team after he discovers that he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.
E21
The Honeymooners
Mon, Feb 22 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Hanks mother announces that she has decided to marry a an Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.
E22
Bill Gathers Moss
Tue, May 4 2010 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss.
E23
When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
Wed, May 5 2010 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale commits himself to a mental institute.
E24
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Thu, May 6 2010 12:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hanks plan to build a tricked out barbecue grill for Strickland Propane's upcoming event. Bobby has problems understanding his dads old comedy albums.
Season 14
10 episodes
E01
Return of the King
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life. Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas.
E02
The Beer Story
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer brewing competition. Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer.
E03
Bobby Gets Grilled
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
24 min
In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation. The Hills and Gribbles go to the Bush presidential library where Dale incites an incident.
E04
Chore Money, Chore Problems
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
24 min
Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating. Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.
E05
New Ref in Town
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Hank secretly becomes a soccer referee. Bobby goes to buy a car and leaves the dealership with more than he bargained for.
E06
Peggy's Fadeout
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Hank discovers that Bill's new coworkers think he's married, while Bobby discovers Connie's boyfriend may be cheating on her. Peggy struggles with her self-identity after getting rejected from a teaching opportunity.
E07
Any Given Hill-Day
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Bobby tries to bond with Hank at the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow interferes. Peggy starts a lending library in an effort to bring the neighborhood together.
E08
Kahn-scious Uncoupling
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
The Souphanousinphones throw a lavish anniversary party to hide a secret that only Hank knows. Bobby is stressed out catering the party while trying to help Connie.
E09
No Hank Left Behind
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Hank takes Good Hank to a men's camp to instill good values, but the camp is not what Hank thought it would be. Peggy stays at Bobby's apartment after getting an MRI.
E10
A Sounder Investment
Mon, Aug 4 2025 4:00 PM GMT+0000
25 min
Peggy and Hank's friends start a pig eradication business, but Hank is hesitant to join them. Bobby and Connie struggle to bond as adults.
Cast
Mike Judge
as Hank Hill
Kathy Najimy
as Peggy Hill
Johnny Hardwick
as Dale Gribble
Toby Huss
as Dale Gribble
Pamela Adlon
as Bobby Hill
Stephen Root
as Bill Dauterive
Brittany Murphy
as Luanne Platter
Mike Judge
as Boomhauer
Ashley Gardner
as Nancy Gribble
Breckin Meyer
as Joseph Gribble
Brittany Murphy
as Joseph Gribble
Toby Huss
as Kahn Souphanousinphone
