Holmes
as Kelly Mallet
Sam Straley
as Lloyd "Shrub" Mallet
Seann William Scott
as Joseph "Father Joe" Binghoffer
Aya Cash
as Cheryl Peterson
Taylor Ortega
as Nadine Garcia-Parney
Krystal Smith
as Mandy "Big Mandy" Matthews
Justin Linville
as Mickey St. Jean
Jaime Pressly
as Barb Flatch