Childrens Hospital
5.5/10
Adult Swim Ended Comedy • Medical
7 Seasons · 85 Episodes · Premiered July 11, 2010 · Ended April 15, 2016
Childrens Hospital explores the emotional struggles and sexual politics of a group of doctors charged with healthy libidos. Their dedication to their personal lives is relentless, interrupted only by the occasional need to treat sick children.
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
5 episodes
E01
A Hospital Isn't a Place
Mon, Jul 12 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.
E02
Monkeys, That's What We Are
Mon, Jul 19 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The staff is sympathetic about Lolas fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owens last day as a cop. Blakes healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no bin Laden.
E03
Very Special Episode
Mon, Jul 26 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blakes position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.
E04
This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy
Mon, Aug 2 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon, Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her now boyfriend while Blake challenges Schachter to a laughter-off.
E05
Nut Cutters?
Mon, Aug 9 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Jealous Glenn gives Cats new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lolas non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.
Season 2
12 episodes
E01
I See Her Face Everywhere
Mon, Aug 23 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The hospital gets a new administrator, Sy Mittleman, who everyone but the Chief despises. Cat struggles with the loss of Lola, her pregnancy, and her feelings for Nicky. Glenn accidentally discovers the cure for cancer.
E02
No One Can Replace Her
Mon, Aug 30 2010 2:30 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Lola is back, but everyone thinks she is a ghost. Cat goes into labor just as Nicky slips away. Dr. Valerie Flame joins the staff.
E03
I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Mon, Sep 6 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen wants to have sex with Lola, but he thinks she is a ghost so he asks Dr. Flame to stop his heart to send him to the spirit world to find her. The hospital takes in overflow patients dressed in sexy costumes on Halloween while Chet shows Chief his sexy costume.
E04
Give a Painted Brother a Break
Mon, Sep 13 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake's brother shows up at the hospital, and he needs something. Owen thinks something is suspicious about Rideworld.
E05
Joke Overload
Mon, Sep 20 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The hospital accepts an emergency case of two adult men impaled by a pole, but they soon realize they cannot save both and must choose who lives and who dies. In addition, two Trekkies get involved as well as insult comic Jeffrey Ross.
E06
The End of the Middle
Mon, Sep 27 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
E07
Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Mon, Oct 4 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen organizes a team to save a boy with a knife sticking out of his chest; Glenn is warned to stop trying to cure cancer; a patient with telepathy is asked to help out with hospital business.
E08
Hot Enough for You?
Mon, Oct 11 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
A power outage during a heat wave wreaks havoc at the hospital, causing staff members to lose their inhibitions. Big Pharma increases the pressure on Glenn to forget about his cancer cure.
E09
The Coffee Machine Paid for Itself
Mon, Oct 18 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Budget problems force a dilemma for Sy, get rid of the coffeemaker which made him popular, or fire a doctor? Glenn faces a battle for Valerie's affection with Rabbi McJewJew.
E10
Show Me on Montana
Mon, Oct 25 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
E11
You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
Mon, Nov 1 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
E12
The Sultan's Finger: Live
Mon, Nov 8 2010 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions.
Season 3
14 episodes
E01
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Fri, Jun 3 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In the season premiere, when a kid trapped in quicksand comes into the ER on a Saturday, it's up to Sy to wrangle the team back together because doctors don't work on weekends.
E02
Ward 8
Fri, Jun 10 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Det. Briggs risks his live by going undercover at the hospital; in the children's psych ward; Blake deals with an ex.
E03
The Black Doctor
Fri, Jun 17 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
E04
Home Is Where the Hospital Is
Fri, Jun 24 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Space is getting scarce in the communal apartment and someone needs to move out. Sy deals with his own undesirable living condition.
E05
Nip/Tug
Fri, Jul 1 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The hospital gets a new staff member when a pediatric plastic surgeon is hired; Dr. Von Sydow deals with a problem in the maternity ward; Glenn and Owen begin a snack hunt.
E06
The '70s Episode
Fri, Jul 8 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In a period piece set in the 1970s, Glenn comes home from Vietnam to join the staff while Lola fights against discrimination.
E07
Father's Day
Fri, Jul 15 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The staff butt into Cat's life by searching for her father; a heart is needed for a patient and the hospital waits for a death row inmate to donate his.
E08
Stryker Bites the Dust
Fri, Jul 22 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
After the untimely death of beloved Dr. Brock Striker (guest star ROB RIGGLE), Sy orders the staff to undergo counseling before they can practice medicine again.
E09
Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
Fri, Jul 29 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.
E10
Munch by Proxy
Fri, Aug 5 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen has been keeping his marriage a secret, but the cat may be out of the bag when his wife and child need medical treatment.
E11
The Night Shift
Fri, Aug 12 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
E12
The Chet Episode
Fri, Aug 19 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
We learn what it is like to be a paramedic during a regular day as we follow Chet around.
E13
Party Down
Fri, Aug 26 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
An adult Glenn finally gets his bar mitzvah while Owen undergoes delicate surgery.
E14
Newsreaders
Fri, Sep 2 2011 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
An episode of "Newsreaders" catches us up on the cast of Childrens Hospital.
Season 4
14 episodes
E01
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Sat, Aug 11 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The irreverent, satirical comedy CHILDRENS HOSPITAL returns for another season. In the season premiere, an airborne amnesia virus spreads panic. It also spreads memory loss.
E02
Staff Dance
Sat, Aug 18 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen is stunned when pop superstar Madonna (played by a Madonna impersonator named MADONNA) pays a visit.
E03
Chief's Origin
Sat, Aug 25 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Chief tells the story of how she came to be crippled and annoying. The doctors are not interested.
E04
Free Day
Sat, Sep 1 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The doctors don't have a care (or patient) in the world. Dr. Lola Spratt wears a black bikini.
E05
Behind the Scenes
Sat, Sep 8 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
We see the actors true behavior when they think the camera is off.
E06
The Return of the Young Billionaire
Sat, Sep 15 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen's former partner helps him solve a mystery surrounding recent bizarre childrens' behavior.
E07
British Hospital
Sat, Sep 22 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In this epic adventure, a family struggles in an American landscape of empty cities, militias and freedom fighters, where every piece of technology has blacked out forever.
E08
Ladies Night
Sat, Sep 29 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
E09
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sat, Oct 6 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Sy is a former super spy and his old partner wants him dead. There's a cool fight scene at the end.
E10
A Year In the Life
Sat, Oct 20 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
We follow the staff of Childrens Hospital over a 12 month period.
E11
Attention Staff
Sat, Oct 27 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The true story behind the voice of the Public Address system is discovered.
E12
Childrens Lawspital
Sat, Nov 3 2012 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Lola uses her law degree to defend Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
E13
Wisedocs
Sat, Nov 10 2012 5:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Sy succumbs to pressure and allows a wounded Mafia kingpin to be admitted. Detective Briggs changes vocations. Chief has a day off.
E14
Eulogy
Sat, Nov 17 2012 5:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
An episode of Newsreaders takes a look at the death of a cast member.
Season 5
13 episodes
E01
A New Hope
Sat, Jul 27 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Sy finds an alternate site for the staff while a termite infestation is removed from the hospital. Blake makes a surprising return.
E02
Triangles
Sat, Aug 3 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Nurse Dori takes her son into Osaka where he witnesses a murder and becomes a target of the killers. Luckily, Detective Briggs is in Japan on an exchange program.
E03
C-Word
Sat, Aug 10 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Glenn's attempt to put on a show for the troops is curtailed by a plane crash. Owen volunteers to play the trumpet because he think he is in a time loop with infinite time to learn how to play.
E04
Country Weekend
Sat, Aug 17 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Cat's wedding is interrupted by a murder, and Owen must solve the mystery.
E05
Imaginary Friends
Sat, Aug 24 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen reminisces about his imaginary friends to the amusement of the staff. Cat suddenly yearns for motherhood.
E06
The Gang Gets Sushi
Sat, Aug 31 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Lola is selected to go on a special mission and she must decide whether to leave her friends behind.
E07
Old Fashioned Day
Sat, Sep 7 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Sy has an idea for old fashioned day at the base but things get out of hand when a boy gets sick.
E08
Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Sat, Sep 14 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen changes his hair style which upsets everyone and leads to retaliation to teach him a lesson. Glenn confesses the secret to his surgical skills.
E09
Wine Tasting
Sat, Sep 21 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble for all.
E10
Blaken
Sat, Oct 5 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.
E11
A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch
Sat, Oct 12 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.
E12
My Friend Falcon
Sat, Oct 19 2013 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.
E13
Coming and Going
Sat, Oct 26 2013 3:00 AM GMT+0000
20 min
Blake tries to find something that will make Glenn feel something. Cat wants to assist Valerie with her child birth. Lola agrees to help Owen have his first orgasm and Sy takes Chief to see Oprah.
Season 6
14 episodes
E01
Five Years Later
Sun, Mar 22 2015 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Five years after last season'c climax, Owen has to re-integrate into normal life at the hospital after spending time in prison.
E02
Codename: Jennifer
Sun, Mar 29 2015 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Lola summons the doctors to the White House to help with a natter of national security.
E03
We Are Not Our DNA!
Sat, Apr 4 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The staff receives surprising news after taking the hospital's mandatory DNA test.
E04
Fan Fiction
Sat, Apr 11 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
An episode of Childrens Hospital written by a fan, focused on Nurse Beth.
E05
With Great Power...
Sat, Apr 18 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Lola discovers she has a superpower, her pout can make people do anything she wants them to until she meets her nemesis, a blind man. Meanwhile, Blake must deal with his son using a mediator.
E06
Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Sun, Apr 26 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake needs help on a date, so he recruits a "Cyrano de Bergerac".
E07
Up at 5
Sun, May 3 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
The cast of Childrens Hospital appear on the Up at 5 television show to promote their upcoming movie.
E08
Koontz is Coming
Sun, May 10 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Sy works hard to impress a blogger in order to keep a famous author's donation.
E09
Sperm Bank Heist
Sun, May 17 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Valerie organizes a team to break into Sy's new and precious sperm bank in order to have a baby.
E10
Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
Sun, May 24 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
When Sy's new girlfriend causes problems for the staff, they stage an intervention for Sy.
E11
Me, Owen
Sun, May 31 2015 3:59 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Detective Briggs requests Owen's help to solve a murder, a case which looks back many years into their past.
E12
The 27 Club
Sun, Jun 7 2015 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
When a newspaper calls Glenn a "rock star surgeon," he worries that he'll die on his upcoming 27th birthday, like so many of his fellow rock stars before him. Meanwhile, Chief opts for a "staycation" at the hospital.
E13
Home Life of a Doctor
Sun, Jun 14 2015 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Glenn returns to the Lower East Side of Sao Paolo, Brazil for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
E14
Kick Me
Sun, Jun 21 2015 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
After years of injustice, Blake recognizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors and takes revenge.
Season 7
13 episodes
E01
Kids Hospital
Sat, Jan 23 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
E02
One Million Saved
Sat, Jan 30 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile. the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
E03
Sy's Tenure
Sat, Feb 6 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
E04
Doctor Beth
Sat, Feb 13 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
E05
The Show You Watch
Sat, Feb 20 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950's variety show "The Show You Watch", known for its irascible host, hilarious skits, and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosley based.
E06
DOY
Sat, Feb 27 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
E07
Show Me a Hero
Sat, Mar 5 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.
E08
By the Throat
Sat, Mar 12 2016 4:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil.
E09
Childrens Horsepital
Sat, Mar 19 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining, and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves.
E10
Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Sat, Mar 26 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
In a Behind the Scenes episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.
E11
Grandparents Day
Sat, Apr 2 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
It's Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves, or are just famous actors.
E12
Hump Cola
Sat, Apr 9 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her hump cola, while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist.
E13
The Grid
Sat, Apr 16 2016 3:00 AM GMT+0000
15 min
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
Rob Huebel
as Dr. Owen Maestro / Rob Huebel
Rob Corddry
as Dr. Blake Downs / Cutter Spindell / Rory Spindell
Ken Marino
as Dr. Glenn Richie / Just Falcon
Erinn Hayes
as Dr. Lola Spratt / Lynn Williams
Megan Mullally
as Chief
Lake Bell
as Dr. Cat Black / Dixie Peters
Henry Winkler
as Sy Mittleman / Fred Nunley
Zandy Hartig
as Nurse Dori
Malin Akerman
as Dr. Valerie Flame / Ingrid Hagerstown
Brian Huskey
as Chet
