Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
6 episodes
E01
Profiling
Chief Inspector Proctor is sent a set of new directives.
E02
The Hens
David Avery, Jackie Clune, Liz Kingsman, David Elms, Sunil Patel, Guz Khan. Satirical spoof documentary series following the inept team of the UK Border Force at Northend airport. Two rowdy drunks from a hen party give Clive a hard time. Grant falls for a beautiful Ukrainian, who isn't laughing at his jokes. Andy is trying to avoid Proctor and find a way to shed her 'no fun' image.
E03
The Cop
David Avery, Jackie Clune, Liz Kingsman, David Elms, Sunil Patel, Guz Khan. Satirical spoof documentary series following the inept team of the UK Border Force at Northend airport. A detective from the London Met takes charge for the day when a notorious international criminal is extradicted back to the UK via Northend airport.
E04
Goodbye Charles
David Avery, Jackie Clune, Liz Kingsman, David Elms, Sunil Patel, Guz Khan. Satirical spoof documentary series following the inept team of the UK Border Force at Northend airport. The death of one of Northend's best mechanics throws Andy and Tariq in a quandary as they try to remember who he was. Meanwhile, Grant tries to get others to join in drowning his sorrow and Clive keeps dropping broad hints that he is expecting a surprise birthday party.
E05
Asylum
David Avery, Jackie Clune, Liz Kingsman, David Elms, Mark Addy, Joy Elias-Rilwan. Satirical spoof observational documentary series following an inept team of the UK Border Force based at a fictitious airport. The team deal with their first case of an asylum seeker. Dr Jamilah Apeloko is a highly respected university lecturer from Nigeria and the team resolve to do everything in their power to help her - even if it means working into the night...
E06
Goodbyes
David Avery, Jackie Clune, Liz Kingsman, David Elms, Mark Addy, Joy Elias-Rilwan. Satirical spoof observational documentary series following an inept team of the UK Border Force based at a fictitious airport. Clive is leaving to join the police, but his colleagues have more important things on their minds. Proctor is concerned about a derogatory photo of her going viral, and Tariq and Andy are confused about their relationship.
Season 2
6 episodes
David Avery
as Tariq
David Elms
as Clive
Guz Khan
as Mo
Jackie Clune
as Proctor
Jamie Michie
as Grant
Liz Kingsman
as Andy