The Windsors

Prince Charles tries to keep his family in order, but Wills wants to mingle with the people. Pippa, resentful at her sister for bagging a Prince, uses her 'fantastic arse' to lure Harry. In an attempt to be accepted by the Royals, Kate volunteers to help Harry with his fancy dress charity ball at Buckingham Palace. Prince Edward is babysitting for Wills and Kate, while Fergie, intent on partying like it's 1982, enlists Beatrice and Eugenie's help to sneak into the ball. Camilla, alarmed at Wills and Kate's popularity, makes sure Kate's party planning backfires by giving her a costume that goes down very badly with the ball's beneficiaries. Wills crash lands the helicopter just in time, but has he landed in a constitutional crisis?

Kate catches Ebola on a humanitarian mission and when Wills rushes to her bedside, his meddling father Prince Charles quashes his long-held air ambulance dreams. Beatrice and Eugenie's new careers as internet make-up sensations are dashed when they discover that the animal face paint they applied for the fancy dress ball doesn't actually come off. Horrified at the thought of being papped while out shopping, they devise an extreme plan.

When a stranger claims that Prince Charles is his father, Charles questions who will be second in line to the throne after him. Wills and Kate shun their royal life and move to her dream semi in Rickmansworth. A pregnant Camilla, however, has other ideas... Meanwhile, Beatrice and Eugenie do the parent trap to try to get Fergie and Andrew back together again, but an international PR crisis looks set to end any hope of reconciliation. Pippa is seriously miffed when Prince Harry looks set to marry the Australian Prime Minister's daughter - can Harry save the Commonwealth? Will best man Prince Edward remember the rings? Or will the funny feeling in Harry's tummy turn out to be more than IBS?

The family proves itself as 'in touch' as ever as Charles and Camilla try to pass themselves off as lefties, Beatrice nearly kills herself trying to do an actual office job, and Harry gets so drunk trying to distract himself from the fact that Pippa has seemingly moved on with another man that he ends up in a Latvian hospital. Can Edward rescue him, and can Harry win Pippa back before she takes a turn up the aisle with the new object of her affections?

Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy, and the family take sides in a battle over the nation's future. The younger royals support abolition, while Charles and Camilla fight to maintain the status quo. Camilla resorts to a campaign of dirty tricks and uncovers some shocking news about Kate.

The final episode of the outrageous comedy soap opera about Britain's most famous family, from the writers of Star Stories... the Royal family as you've never seen them before... Since the public voted to abolish the monarchy, it seems Britain has become a dystopian nightmare, with Beatrice and Eugenie fighting to the death in a posh Hunger Games. Without the vital checks and balances the monarchy provided, President George Osborne has been able to impose extreme austerity. Can Wills save his family and his nation before Britain is sold to the Chinese?

The satirical comedy soap opera about the royal family returns with Harry Enfield as Prince Charles, who refuses to help Theresa May secure a trade deal with the Chinese

Reliving his clubbing heyday, Harry buys a nightclub and asks Kate to be the DJ, while Beatrice and Eugenie work the door. Charles introduces lizards into his garden as pest control, but things get out of hand. Wills needs to complete his helicopter training, but could complications with Kate's DJ stint destroy his flying career?

Kate is reluctant to join a royal pheasant shoot at Sandringham, but Wills warns if she's ever going to fit into the family she'd better kill something. Harry seeks revenge on Johnny for cheating him out of his nightclub. Wills stumbles upon his father's identical twin brother Chuck, kept prisoner in the attic for 68 years following a mix-up that was supposed to see Charles locked away. Charles's twin is the rightful heir, and seems like he'd make a wonderful king, but which version of Charles will the family choose?

The outrageous royal comedy soap opera continues. Kate and Wills visit Charles's traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset, where Charles is unveiling another statue of himself. Will Pippa leave her fiancé Johnny after she learns that he's lost his fortune and has become a pizza delivery man? Kate runs into old flame Gypsy Ricky who reminds her they're still married following a traditional gypsy ritual; will Camilla use this to destroy Kate in her latest plan to grab power?

The Royals have gathered at Balmoral where Camilla is determined to exact revenge on Theresa May, who's in Scotland to stop Nicola Sturgeon destroying the union. Charles is a hit with the Scots when it's revealed he's got nae skiddies under his kilt. Meanwhile Wills is shot by a wild Highland lassie, but who is this mysterious woman? Meghan Markle is thrilled to get a part in Hollyoaks but Pippa is determined to end Meghan and Harry's relationship - will she succeed?

In the final episode of the satirical comedy about the royal family, Charles announces he'll become absolute monarch, as the new Magna Carta decrees. He just needs one world leader's endorsement... Donald Trump arrives with an indecent proposal. Wills and Kate oppose the absolute monarchy, and Pippa's wedding day arrives but will Harry let her go through with it?

The government calls on the royal family to cheer up a divided nation. But while the younger royals are keen to do their bit, the older generation goes on strike. Meanwhile, Camilla is plotting to stir up resentment, Beatrice and Eugenie launch a new business venture, and Wills seeks words of wisdom from the spirit of Queen Victoria.

Charles and Camilla have reluctantly agreed to visit the Middletons' house with Wills and Kate.

Charles sets out to prove he's not an eccentric crank; Wills wants to achieve his Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award; and Kate is behaving rather strangely...

Charles officiates at the Church of Satan. Wills is tricked by his builder. Chalet girl Beatrice catches the eye of an eligible bachelor. And Harry does a deal with his doppelganger.

Kate worries that she's boring. Beatrice and Eugenie are offered millions to be the face of a perfume... if they cut ties with Fergie. Anne invites David Beckham for a sleepover. Meghan's had enough.

Donald Trump asks Charles and Camilla to be King and Queen of America, but Wills thinks something fishy is going on. Harry hires Pippa as a nanny. Meanwhile, who will walk Beatrice down the aisle?