Two and a Half Men
6.6/10
CBS Ended Comedy
12 Seasons · 262 Episodes · Premiered September 22, 2003 · Ended February 19, 2015
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
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Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
24 episodes
E01
Pilot
Tue, Sep 23 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
E02
Big Flappy Bastards
Tue, Sep 30 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
E03
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Tue, Oct 7 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.Â
E04
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Tue, Oct 14 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
E05
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Tue, Oct 21 2003 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
E06
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Tue, Oct 28 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
E07
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Tue, Nov 4 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
E08
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Tue, Nov 11 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
E09
Phase One, Complete
Tue, Nov 18 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
E10
Merry Thanksgiving
Tue, Nov 25 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie's favorite ex announces that she is going to get married Charlie attempts to win her back. Tensions arise at a family Thanksgiving.
E11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Tue, Dec 16 2003 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
E12
Camel Filters + Pheromones
Tue, Jan 6 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
E13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Tue, Jan 13 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
E14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Tue, Feb 3 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
E15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Tue, Feb 10 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie that he meets at the garage.
E16
That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Tue, Feb 17 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
E17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Tue, Feb 24 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
E18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Tue, Mar 2 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
One of Charlie's ex-girlfriends is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn, who's clueless about his past history with her son.
E19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Tue, Mar 23 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
E20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Tue, Apr 20 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
E21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Tue, May 4 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
E22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Tue, May 11 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
E23
Just Like Buffalo
Tue, May 18 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
E24
Can You Feel My Finger?
Tue, May 25 2004 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
Season 2
24 episodes
E01
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Tue, Sep 21 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's support group, he begs his brother to let him join.
E02
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Tue, Sep 28 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan overzealously tries to push Judith's new relationship to the next level after Charlie mentions that he'll be off the hook for alimony if Judith remarries.
E03
A Bag Full of Jawea
Tue, Oct 5 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.
E04
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Tue, Oct 12 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie discovers that he made a big mistake when he lends Evelyn his Mercedes for a day in exchange for her hybrid car.
E05
Bad News from the Clinic?
Tue, Oct 19 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie falls head over heels for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
E06
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Tue, Oct 26 2004 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie confesses playing a nasty trick on Alan when they were younger, Alan's self image is turned upside down.
E07
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Tue, Nov 9 2004 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan employ Berta's crazy sister to cater a party that Evelyn has cornered them into throwing for her.
E08
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Tue, Nov 16 2004 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan meets a woman at the supermarket who introduces him to the kind of fantastic sex life Charlie is accustomed to.
E09
Yes, Monsignor
Tue, Nov 23 2004 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's ex-girlfriend comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.
E10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Tue, Nov 30 2004 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake helps Charlie write a theme song for a new cartoon, and things heat up between Alan and Rose.
E11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Tue, Dec 14 2004 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finds out that his promiscuous lifestyle has become the subject of an angry web site.
E12
A Lung Full of Alan
Tue, Jan 4 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan's platonic high school girlfriend comes back into his life and creates contention between he and Charlie.
E13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Tue, Jan 18 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Judith's pipes burst due to an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
E14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
Tue, Feb 1 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' and grandson's lives after Alan forbids her to see Jake.
E15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Tue, Feb 8 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries to take Alan and Jake to Las Vegas in order to distract Alan from an impending medical procedure.
E16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Tue, Feb 15 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
An already stressed Alan is pushed to the limit when Judith leaves Jake with him while she goes on vacation.
E17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Tue, Feb 22 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Charlie injures his back during sex, Alan takes him to the doctor.
E18
It was 'Mame,' Mom
Tue, Mar 8 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie makes Alan pose as his life partner at a business party thrown by a gay ad executive.
E19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Tue, Mar 22 2005 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan goes on a date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends.
E20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Tue, Apr 19 2005 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan take it out on each other.
E21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Tue, May 3 2005 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie, Alan and Jake accompany Evelyn to her second-husband's funeral.
E22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Tue, May 10 2005 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan goes on a nightmarish blind date in order to repay a debt to his mother.
E23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Tue, May 17 2005 1:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
E24
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Tue, May 24 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.
Season 3
24 episodes
E01
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Tue, Sep 20 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.
E02
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Tue, Sep 27 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.
E03
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Tue, Oct 4 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
E04
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Tue, Oct 11 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.
E05
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Tue, Oct 18 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.
E06
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Tue, Oct 25 2005 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.
E07
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Tue, Nov 8 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.
E08
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Tue, Nov 15 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
E09
Madame and Her Special Friend
Tue, Nov 22 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
E10
Something Salted and Twisted
Tue, Nov 29 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
E11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Tue, Dec 20 2005 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
E12
That Special Tug
Tue, Jan 10 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.
E13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Tue, Jan 24 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
E14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Tue, Feb 7 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.
E15
My Tongue Is Meat
Tue, Feb 28 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.
E16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Tue, Mar 7 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
E17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Tue, Mar 14 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.
E18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Tue, Mar 21 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.
E19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Tue, Apr 11 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
E20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Tue, Apr 25 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.
E21
And the Plot Moistens
Tue, May 2 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
E22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Tue, May 9 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
E23
Arguments for the Quickie
Tue, May 16 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.
E24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Tue, May 23 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.
Season 4
24 episodes
E01
Working for Caligula
Tue, Sep 19 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Now that newlywed Alan has moved out, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle.
E02
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Tue, Sep 26 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he broke up with Mia, and a famous neighbor causes problems.
E03
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Tue, Oct 3 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After nearly drowning, Charlie is convinced he saw his late father.
E04
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Tue, Oct 10 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle.
E05
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Tue, Oct 17 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Charlie bond with Judith's new fiancé in an effort to improve his relationship with Jake.
E06
Apologies for the Frivolity
Tue, Oct 24 2006 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie cannot see that he's dating a younger version of his mother.
E07
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Tue, Nov 7 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter, while Alan indulges an unusual fetish.
E08
Release the Dogs
Tue, Nov 14 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan seeks a cure for his insomnia, while Charlie pursues the mother of Jake's new girlfriend.
E09
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Tue, Nov 21 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ladies' man Charlie and tightwad Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
E10
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Tue, Nov 28 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper, while Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo but sex keeps getting in the way.
E11
Walnuts and Demerol
Tue, Dec 12 2006 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finds himself throwing an unplanned, unwanted holiday party as Evelyn tries to keep him from bedding his date.
E12
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Tue, Jan 9 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter.
E13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Tue, Jan 23 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb having sex, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
E14
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Tue, Feb 6 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their hot new neighbor.
E15
My Damn Stalker
Tue, Feb 13 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Rose announces she is moving to London, Charlie must face his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan tries online dating with unforeseen results.
E16
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Tue, Feb 20 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries to keep up with a much younger woman.
E17
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Tue, Feb 27 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie and Alan tell Evelyn they don't think anyone would mourn at her funeral, she replaces them with unlikely surrogates.
E18
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Tue, Mar 20 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Realizing Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last minute attempt at father-son bonding.
E19
Smooth As a Ken Doll
Tue, Apr 10 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
As Judith's and Herb's wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister.
E20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Tue, Apr 17 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, while Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister, Myra,.
E21
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Tue, Apr 24 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan befriends Greg, a gay single dad, causing Alan and Charlie to re-examine their own sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie. Jane Lynch also guest stars as Charlie's therapist.
E22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Tue, May 1 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake comes into a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track, and Alan is stuck in that special hell known as the Department of Motor Vehicles.
E23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Tue, May 8 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman, who is working at his house.
E24
Prostitutes and Gelato
Tue, May 15 2007 12:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Vegas on his private jet.
Season 5
19 episodes
E01
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Tue, Sep 25 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
E02
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Tue, Oct 2 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.
E03
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Tue, Oct 9 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
E04
City of Great Racks
Tue, Oct 16 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
E05
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Tue, Oct 23 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
E06
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Tue, Oct 30 2007 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.
E07
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Tue, Nov 6 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
E08
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Tue, Nov 13 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
E09
Tight's Good
Tue, Nov 20 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.
E10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Tue, Nov 27 2007 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
E11
Meander to Your Dander
Tue, Mar 18 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
E12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Tue, Mar 25 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
E13
The Soil Is Moist
Tue, Apr 1 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
E14
Winky-Dink Time
Tue, Apr 15 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.
E15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Tue, Apr 22 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.
E16
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Tue, Apr 29 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
E17
Fish in a Drawer
Tue, May 6 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The team from CSI investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
E18
If My Hole Could Talk
Tue, May 13 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
E19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Tue, May 20 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Season 6
24 episodes
E01
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Tue, Sep 23 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him.
E02
Pie Hole, Herb
Tue, Sep 30 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.
E03
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Tue, Oct 7 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.
E04
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Tue, Oct 14 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.
E05
A Jock Strap in Hell
Tue, Oct 21 2008 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.
E06
It's Always Nazi Week
Tue, Nov 4 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
E07
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Tue, Nov 11 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
E08
Pinocchio's Mouth
Tue, Nov 18 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.
E09
The Mooch at the Boo
Tue, Nov 25 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.
E10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Tue, Dec 9 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.
E11
The Devil's Lube
Tue, Dec 16 2008 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
One of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle.
E12
Thank God for Scoliosis
Tue, Jan 13 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
E13
I Think You Offended Don
Tue, Jan 20 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.
E14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Tue, Feb 3 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Convinced that Alan's family doesn't fully appreciate him, Melissa invites Alan to live with her and her mom.
E15
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Tue, Feb 10 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.
E16
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Tue, Mar 3 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
E17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Tue, Mar 10 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.
E18
My Son's Enormous Head
Tue, Mar 17 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee.
E19
The Two Finger Rule
Tue, Mar 31 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie joins Alan, Herb and his next door neighbor in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.
E20
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Tue, Apr 14 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie, and tries to prevent them from becoming friends.
E21
Above Exalted Cyclops
Tue, Apr 28 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend. Rose.
E22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Tue, May 5 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in as he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad. Meanwhile, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.
E23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Tue, May 12 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
E24
Baseball with Better Steroids
Tue, May 19 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.
Season 7
22 episodes
E01
818-jklpuzo
Tue, Sep 22 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.
E02
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Tue, Sep 29 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
E03
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Tue, Oct 6 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.
E04
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Tue, Oct 13 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
E05
For the Sake of the Child
Tue, Oct 20 2009 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
E06
Give Me Your Thumb
Tue, Nov 3 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
E07
Untainted by Filth
Tue, Nov 10 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
E08
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Tue, Nov 17 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
E09
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Tue, Nov 24 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
E10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Tue, Dec 8 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
E11
Warning, It's Dirty
Tue, Dec 15 2009 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
E12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Tue, Jan 12 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
E13
Yay, No Polyps!
Tue, Jan 19 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.
E14
Crude and Uncalled For
Tue, Feb 2 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
E15
Aye, Aye, Captain
Tue, Feb 9 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.
E16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Tue, Mar 2 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
E17
I Found Your Moustache
Tue, Mar 9 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
E18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Tue, Mar 23 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
E19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Tue, Apr 13 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom.
E20
I Called Him Magoo
Tue, May 11 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience".
E21
Gumby with a Pokey
Tue, May 18 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
E22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Tue, May 25 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party,.
Season 8
16 episodes
E01
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Tue, Sep 21 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
E02
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Tue, Sep 28 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes".
E03
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Tue, Oct 5 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
E04
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Tue, Oct 12 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.
E05
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Tue, Oct 19 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie, while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
E06
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Tue, Oct 26 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman.
E07
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Tue, Nov 2 2010 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle.
E08
Springtime on a Stick
Tue, Nov 9 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell, the pharmacist.
E09
A Good Time in Central Africa
Tue, Nov 16 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
E10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Tue, Nov 23 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money.
E11
Dead from the Waist Down
Tue, Dec 7 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative.
E12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Tue, Dec 14 2010 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist.
E13
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Tue, Jan 4 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
E14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Tue, Jan 18 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
E15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Tue, Feb 8 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
E16
That Darn Priest
Tue, Feb 15 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.
Season 9
24 episodes
E01
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Tue, Sep 20 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.
E02
People Who Love Peepholes
Tue, Sep 27 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.
E03
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Tue, Oct 4 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
E04
Nine Magic Fingers
Tue, Oct 11 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
E05
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Tue, Oct 18 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
E06
The Squat and the Hover
Tue, Oct 25 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
E07
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Tue, Nov 1 2011 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
E08
Thank You for the Intercourse
Tue, Nov 8 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
E09
Frodo's Headshots
Tue, Nov 15 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
E10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Tue, Nov 22 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
E11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Tue, Dec 6 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
E12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Tue, Dec 13 2011 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
E13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Tue, Jan 3 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally.
E14
A Possum on Chemo
Tue, Jan 17 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.
E15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Tue, Feb 7 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.
E16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Tue, Feb 14 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
E17
Not in My Mouth!
Tue, Feb 21 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
E18
The War Against Gingivitis
Tue, Feb 28 2012 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.
E19
Palmdale, Ech
Tue, Mar 20 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.
E20
Grandma's Pie
Tue, Apr 10 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
E21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Tue, Apr 17 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
E22
Why We Gave Up Women
Tue, May 1 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie's ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.
E23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Tue, May 8 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
E24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Tue, May 15 2012 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
Season 10
23 episodes
E01
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Fri, Sep 28 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
E02
A Big Bag of Dog
Fri, Oct 5 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
E03
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Fri, Oct 12 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
E04
You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Fri, Oct 19 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
E05
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Fri, Oct 26 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
E06
Ferrets, Attack!
Fri, Nov 2 2012 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
E07
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Fri, Nov 9 2012 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
E08
Something My Gynecologist Said
Fri, Nov 16 2012 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
E09
I Scream When I Pee
Fri, Nov 30 2012 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan's smokin' hot, famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, so Walden helps make it special.
E10
One Nut Johnson
Fri, Dec 7 2012 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money.
E11
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Fri, Dec 14 2012 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
E12
Welcome to Alancrest
Fri, Jan 4 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
E13
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Fri, Jan 11 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can tell her the truth about his identity.
E14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Fri, Feb 1 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.
E15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Fri, Feb 8 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan has concerns when Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit. Meanwhile, Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.
E16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Fri, Feb 15 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden, depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's Valentine's Day plans take a turn for the worse.
E17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Fri, Feb 22 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden runs into his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer and they talk about getting back together, Alan worries that she's not good for Walden.
E18
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Fri, Mar 8 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Following a fight with Walden, Alan moves in with Herb.
E19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Fri, Mar 15 2013 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up partying a little too hard.
E20
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Fri, Apr 5 2013 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.
E21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Fri, Apr 26 2013 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey dumps him and Walden must find a way to help him get back on his feet.
E22
My Bodacious Vidalia
Fri, May 3 2013 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
E23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Fri, May 10 2013 12:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden dates a hot 22-year-old woman, but finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip.
Season 11
22 episodes
E01
Nangnangnangnang
Fri, Sep 27 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan is shocked when Charlie's 25-year-old daughter shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family, and who happens to like everything her dad liked - including women.
E02
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Fri, Oct 4 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man".
E03
This Unblessed Biscuit
Fri, Oct 11 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work.
E04
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Fri, Oct 18 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.
E05
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Fri, Oct 25 2013 1:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.
E06
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Fri, Nov 8 2013 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
E07
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Fri, Nov 15 2013 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
E08
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Fri, Nov 22 2013 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
E09
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Fri, Dec 6 2013 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden's date with an accident-prone model goes longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.
E10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Fri, Dec 13 2013 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics.
E11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Fri, Jan 3 2014 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
E12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Fri, Jan 10 2014 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date. Meanwhile, Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to date him.
E13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Fri, Jan 31 2014 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends.
E14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Fri, Feb 7 2014 2:31 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
E15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Fri, Feb 28 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears she and Brooke are growing apart.
E16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Fri, Mar 7 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
"How To Get Rid of Alan Harper"- Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
E17
Welcome Home, Jake
Fri, Mar 14 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry to find his own place.
E18
West Side Story
Fri, Apr 4 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
E19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Fri, Apr 11 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" - that is, until he meets Vivian and becomes convinced she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
E20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Fri, Apr 25 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.
E21
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Fri, May 2 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
E22
Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Fri, May 9 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences.
Season 12
16 episodes
E01
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Fri, Oct 31 2014 1:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.
E02
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Fri, Nov 7 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.
E03
Glamping in a Yurt
Fri, Nov 14 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
E04
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Fri, Nov 21 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.
E05
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Fri, Nov 28 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.
E06
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Fri, Dec 5 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.
E07
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Fri, Dec 12 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.
E08
Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Fri, Dec 19 2014 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
E09
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Fri, Jan 9 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
E10
Here I Come, Pants!
Fri, Jan 16 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
E11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Fri, Jan 23 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
E12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Fri, Jan 30 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.
E13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Fri, Feb 6 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
E14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Fri, Feb 13 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
E15
Of Course He's Dead - Part One
Fri, Feb 20 2015 2:00 AM GMT+0000
30 min
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
E16
Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
Fri, Feb 20 2015 2:30 AM GMT+0000
30 min
The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper.
Cast
Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
as Berta
Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
Marin Hinkle
as Judith
Melanie Lynskey
as Rose
Jennifer Taylor
as Chelsea
Amber Tamblyn
as Jenny
April Bowlby
as Kandi
Edan Alexander
as Louis
